Your lovely new ambiance - vote now

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Jul 5, 2010.

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  1. I LOVE pink and blue and I read the Sunday Times Style section

    15 vote(s)
  2. Its different? I never noticed

    27 vote(s)
  3. Mincing colour changing Nancy Boys. Do one

    104 vote(s)
  4. Could we have a little more pink? Because pink, you know?

    23 vote(s)
  5. Marry me lovely Iron Duke

    35 vote(s)
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    As you will be aware from the ARRSE Insiders Newsletter, me and Bad CO and your devoted team of Moderators have been working behind the scenes to drag you into the 21st Century. We have given you a 'makeover'.

    Our Image Consultant and the Feng Shui bird (dont go there - you wouldnt do it on a bet) decided that warm tones of pink and baby blue would calm our valued members, and maybe we would have less 'I cant fucking BELIEVE it' or 'Gosh, look what I found on the interwurb' threads. And more poetry.

    Bad CO is a bugger for poetry, he really is.

    So, vote now. Or offer your suggestions as to how we may further improve your ARRSE experience. Because we care. We really fucking do.
  2. It's shit. Give me my arrse back
  3. Isn't it, still I voted for the Duke to marry me!;)
  4. Well blow me down, you can vote for more than one option - or ALL of them!
  5. Its too colourful,need my fucking shades on.
  6. I chose the wrong day to give up Acid!;)
  7. I was about to write positive words until I looked at the Poll Results.

    What the fuck is it with the pastel bar chart? It's as though I was bounced to an online Dulux chart for Marcus and Julian who live in Battersea.

    Lose the pastels. Now.
  8. THe whole thing is pile of crap. Did some twot pay good money for this. If so it`s time to name and shame.
  9. ARRSE!

    Says 10 Character minimum??? ARRSE!
  10. It is not working properly. Earlier I posted several comments alluding to Mothercare, Toys R Us, and the Rainbow Alliance, and the Early Learning Centre. The only response the all singing, all dancing, new ARRSE gave me was, "10 characters minimum". WTF?
  11. What was wrong with the old arrangement?
  12. Anyone heard the ICT change mantra; people, process, technology?

    If I wanted Facebook, I would use Facebook.

    Sorry chaps not for me.

  13. Damn progress!

  14. It's all a bit gay looking!!!
    What's wrong with olive drab?
    Change I can cope with but poncing it up like Coco the fucking clown
  15. Good grief! Will you never learn dear boy?
    This new colour scheme is after consultation with the LBGT Lobby under a certain lovely padre who takes a special interest in our site for us.
    It's peaceful and charming, not to mention calming and disarming.
    Now, what about some cushions on the seats and some voiles?