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Your last meal. What would it be?

#1
If you had been found guilty and you were waiting for the firing squad.... What would you have as a last meal.

3 Courses and a bottle/Glass of whatever you fancy

Starter: Pan Fried Scallops

Mains: Fillet of Beef

Dessert: Chocolate Fudge Brownie with Ice Cream

Drinkies: Chianti (bottle of)



Great idea Sam!!!
 
#3
Hugh_Jardon said:
Your mother's cunt.

Nah, seriously... About 3 bottles of Jack Daniels and 3 of Bushmills would sort me.
You will be lucky there matey, she is a fine powder....... something to do with being cremated apparently!
:wink:
 
#5
Stovies :D

And if you're one of those sicko's who makes it with corned beef - well you're lucky if you get shot against the wall before it starts to repeat on you!!

Bleuch!!!!!!!!!!! :D
 
#8
Starter would be a melon, main would be a 30oz steak with loads of peppercorn sauce and chips dessert would be a fucking swimming pool of Tiramasu, then to drink would be a litre of pineapple juice and a cup of coffee, hopefully i'd pop when the 1st round hit
 
#12
Sparky2339 said:
No cigarette nuttymonkey?????

Of course, they'd give you cancer.... silly me!!!!
Don't smoke but fcuk it, a king edwards cigar. Stub it out on my forehead and watch their faces. Wouldn't be the worst thing to happen that day would it???
 
#14
My last meal would consist of over 10,000 courses spread over a period of say 40 years. If every other course was labia interspersed with a nipping clean, hairless arsehole I'd be a happy man. I fucking love rimming and eating beaver.
 
#17
I'm not so big on the rimming idea. Personally a big juicy steak burger with red leicester inside of it, with a lightly toasted bun with chips and beans. then a tub of each flavour of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

Carling on tap through out.
 
#19
GT2001 said:
If you had been found guilty and you were waiting for the firing squad.... What would you have as a last meal.
Eggs Florentine:

A lightly poached egg on a bed of spinach (sautéed in butter until wilting, with cracked pepper corns), coated with a mornay sauce finished with fresh cream... Just the one egg, mind. As the French say; one egg in an oeuf. :p
 

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