Your last meal. What would it be?

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  1. If you had been found guilty and you were waiting for the firing squad.... What would you have as a last meal.

    3 Courses and a bottle/Glass of whatever you fancy

    Starter: Pan Fried Scallops

    Mains: Fillet of Beef

    Dessert: Chocolate Fudge Brownie with Ice Cream

    Drinkies: Chianti (bottle of)

    Great idea Sam!!!
  2. Your mother's cunt.

    Nah, seriously... About 3 bottles of Jack Daniels and 3 of Bushmills would sort me.
  3. You will be lucky there matey, she is a fine powder....... something to do with being cremated apparently!
  4. A pallet of chewing gum.
  5. Stovies :D

    And if you're one of those sicko's who makes it with corned beef - well you're lucky if you get shot against the wall before it starts to repeat on you!!

    Bleuch!!!!!!!!!!! :D
  6. A glass of Jack Daniels and 3 cyanide tablets.
  7. My last meal will be a long one....
  8. Starter would be a melon, main would be a 30oz steak with loads of peppercorn sauce and chips dessert would be a fucking swimming pool of Tiramasu, then to drink would be a litre of pineapple juice and a cup of coffee, hopefully i'd pop when the 1st round hit
  9. No cigarette nuttymonkey?????

    Of course, they'd give you cancer.... silly me!!!!
  10. Curry and baked beans, even though I despise them both, so when the bastards shot me I'd gas them to death :twisted:
  11. Mince and tatties, nannas trifle followed by two litres of vodka and orange, should do the job
  12. Don't smoke but fcuk it, a king edwards cigar. Stub it out on my forehead and watch their faces. Wouldn't be the worst thing to happen that day would it???
  13. :D :D fnarr!!!!
  14. My last meal would consist of over 10,000 courses spread over a period of say 40 years. If every other course was labia interspersed with a nipping clean, hairless arsehole I'd be a happy man. I fucking love rimming and eating beaver.
  15. Last meal?? Ha!!

    Bring on the firing squad and I'll pass them each other's STDs