Your last meal if you were on Death Row ?

TheIronDuke

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#2
Whatever the fuck I fancied when I clocked off my shift. Then I'd top myself since being a Texas prison guard would mean the Baby Jesus hated me.
 
#3
Pussy, if I'm going to the chair, I wanna eat pussy, before I go...!
 
#4
Mushy peas and thick gravy with a buttered muffin,followed by chips 20yrs later....
 
#9
Cyanide. Beat the fuckers at their own game.
 
#10
Wouldn`t fancy living on that crap for 20 years.
Keeps your bowels regular,,and it has got to be preferable to death..

However death by mushy peas sounds infinately worse than lethal injection,so I will opt for 10 years...
 

Sixty

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#11
Dodo, cooked in Falernian wine. Source that you f*ckers.
 
#14
A thick crust of stoneground wholemeal bread smathered in salted butter and a double smearing of Marmite washed down with a mug of hot sweet Earl Grey, no milk, then the fuckers can inject or throw the switch of shout Fire or whatever else it is they do to get a stonker on, fucking titheads, just feed the guy, he,ll soon be voiding it anyway to feed the Wardens Hawgs.
 
#15
In all fairness to the guy,
you would think that knowing someone was going to kill you in an hour or so would sort of put a bit of a damper on your appetite.
 
#19
You forgot the Holland's Steak and Kidney pudding.
A fine choice by that man!

Hollands pudding, chips, peas and gravy. Served in a tray, loads of salt and vnigar, a can of Dandilion and Burdock. I would even insist on a plastic fork (not the free ones) the larger posh ones they charge an extra 5p for.......................
 
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