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Your Heroes?

#1
I was just musing over people who have impressed me and was wondering who some of you look up to..

For me its the guy who figured out if you plop some whipped cream on top and sprinkle it with cinnamon dust you can charge 10 times what its worth for a coffee and everyone lines up for it.

Then there's the chap who came up with butt floss and convinced women all over the world that sticking string up their behinds on a beach was the height of fashion AND charging ten times the price of an ordinary bathing suit for it and getting it!
 
#3
Who ever thought "i wonder what nut that is in that poo" and is now selling it for 100quid a bag ,as the best coffee ever!!!!!
 
#5
The bloke who invented Toblerone. Ally as fcuk.
 
#6
MDN heart of gold and a mind of pure filth!
 
#7
DCI Gene Hunt


Seriously tho,
My late Father & all our lads & lassies out in sandy place's fighting & laying down their lives for us.They are the heroes!
 
#8
My late Father & all our lads & lassies out in sandy place's fighting & laying down their lives for us.They are the heroes![/quote]



they're certainly mine
 
#9
My hero is my Grandad, he's a WWII vet and he was burried alive and lived 3 days untill he was found, but now he has had a stroke and a quad heart bypass and he's still fighting on strong, telling my nan whats what. i can only wish i could be half as strong as that man. when i pass out it will be be for him, and every other man and woman who has put down their lives in the armed forces, Queen and country my ARRSE. Do it for your heros and the man next to you.
 
#10
Pot Noodle the slag of all snacks
 
#11
Anyone who takes the shilling, dons the DPM and stands on the wall.

Most people do not/will not ever know how much they owe to the men and women like us.
 
#12
Watched a porno where one woman took 2 large cocks in her wrong'un .

She probably now wears a nappy judging by the state of her arrse after, but she bravely provided w4nking material for thousands.
 
#13
on a weekly basis, I salute the genius who stuck a huge dod of meat on a spike and invented the donner bebab
 
#14
Peter Sutcliffe

I owe him a lifetime of thanks for making me snigger every time I look in my tool box
 
#17
Heroes

Big Duncan Ferguson
Ian Smith
Pol Pot
Vic Reeves
Farrer the Para
Joe Calzaghe
Maggie Thatcher
David Moyes
The La's
Jimmy Pursey
Ricky Hatton
Chesty Morgan
Jennifer Lopez
Scarface
Al Pacino
Robert De Niro
Joe Pesci
Bob Mortimer
Pablo Escobar
Basil Brush
Moa Tse Tung
Ebay UK
Nigel bENN
Suke of Wellington
Alcopops
Chinky food
Bob Hoskins
Bobby Moore
Lord Montgomery of Alamein
THEM ...you know who
Adolph Hitler
Henry Cooper
Zippy from Rainbow
The Specials
Prince Buster
Billy The Fish
Joe Hawkins
Any 2 Tone Band
All Northern Soul groups
Don Corleone
General Pinochet
Bugsy Malone
Stalin
Doctor Martin
Capitain Danjou
Steve McQueen
General Franco
James Ellroy
Jimmy Saville
Andy McNab
Stinky Turner
The Stone Roses
Spear of Destiny
Bacon Grill
Charles Bronson
Jack the Ripper
Malcolm in the Middle's dad
Johnny Rotten
Lee Marvin
and finally

all serving and former members of HM Forces, best in the world....
 
#19
The bloke who first walked along a beach, saw a dead squid washed up and thought 'Hmmmm bet that tastes nice'.

And every guy and gal I ever met that clear mines and UXO for a living ... especially the national staff :D
 
#20
Everyone that braves dangers for the betterment of others lives.
 

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