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Your Getting old when?

#1
what age does it set in?

My SSM has just got himself a caravan and the SQMS has taken up bowls.

I DONT WANT IT TO HAPPEN TO ME SO ARE THERE ANY WARNING SIGNS
 
#3
NINJA69 said:
what age does it set in?

My SSM has just got himself a caravan and the SQMS has taken up bowels.

I DONT WANT IT TO HAPPEN TO ME SO ARE THERE ANY WARNING SIGNS
I'm intrigued as to the rules of bowels ?
 
#4
When the reported quotes by the Duke of Edinburgh were exactly what you were thinking.
 
#5
When you still fancy Donny Osmond and Jason Donovan.
 

RMA1

War Hero
#6
The newest bloke in Pl was born on the day you joined the regiment.
 
#8
When you're rummaging in the medicine cabinet and you find your Viagra ......



..... and it's date expired.
 
#9
I knew I was finally getting old last night when I threw a party but spent most of the evening telling everyone to keep the noise down!! And then sneaking off to watch the weather forecast........
 
#11
RMA1 said:
The newest bloke in Pl was born on the day you joined the regiment.
F uck, that happened to me last year! Now, where did I leave that zimmer frame....

Also - when you go to a troop do, instead of letching you fight the urge to tell the young girls to go and put some clothes on. :oops:
 
#12
big_bad_bill said:
RMA1 said:
The newest bloke in Pl was born on the day you joined the regiment.
F uck, that happened to me last year! Now, where did I leave that zimmer frame....

Also - when you go to a troop do, instead of letching you fight the urge to tell the young girls to go and put some clothes on. :oops:[/quote]

Never got that sort of urge with young girls!! :twisted:
 
#13
....... one is irritated at the standard of grammar in a thread title. For goodness sake; it's "You're getting old when?"
 
#14
I just end up as the duty dad. Another symptom is that all the girls I fancy, everyone else classes as MILFs.
 

RMA1

War Hero
#15
Also scary the new bloke says"my mum knows you" that's when the sweat starts!!!.
 
#16
When you go to military museums and they have kit there that wasn't even in service when you left. Mind it is , believe it or not,34 years ago now since I came out.
 
#17
[quote
Also - when you go to a troop do, instead of letching you fight the urge to tell the young girls to go and put some clothes on. :oops:[/quote

Now then, You really have got it bad :D
 
#19
You're getting old when.................... You feel like i did this morning after a major session last night, and only finished at 0400!!!

Ten years ago i could have got in after the lash and gone to work 10 minutes later and soldiered on. Today i felt like my head was filled with chopped liver and i had been rolled over by the entire All black front row!!

Drinking is big and clever. The day after tho, maybe not!
 

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