Your Getting old when?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by NINJA69, Jul 1, 2007.

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  1. what age does it set in?

    My SSM has just got himself a caravan and the SQMS has taken up bowls.

    I DONT WANT IT TO HAPPEN TO ME SO ARE THERE ANY WARNING SIGNS
     
  2. When you walk into a nightclub & someone gives up their seat for you!
     
  3. I'm intrigued as to the rules of bowels ?
     
  4. When the reported quotes by the Duke of Edinburgh were exactly what you were thinking.
     
  5. When you still fancy Donny Osmond and Jason Donovan.
     
  6. The newest bloke in Pl was born on the day you joined the regiment.
     
  7. Oh god,Was that the reason he offered me his seat? :oops:
     
  8. When you're rummaging in the medicine cabinet and you find your Viagra ......



    ..... and it's date expired.
     
  9. I knew I was finally getting old last night when I threw a party but spent most of the evening telling everyone to keep the noise down!! And then sneaking off to watch the weather forecast........
     
  10. when you kitchen table looks like a chemist shop..
     
  11. F uck, that happened to me last year! Now, where did I leave that zimmer frame....

    Also - when you go to a troop do, instead of letching you fight the urge to tell the young girls to go and put some clothes on. :oops:
     
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  13. ....... one is irritated at the standard of grammar in a thread title. For goodness sake; it's "You're getting old when?"
     
  14. I just end up as the duty dad. Another symptom is that all the girls I fancy, everyone else classes as MILFs.
     
  15. Also scary the new bloke says"my mum knows you" that's when the sweat starts!!!.