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your funeral songs

#1
(in)decent tunes for a send off? The "funerals and all that sh1t" got me thinking about what I should like to inflict on the attendees.
Short list so far:
Sick Of Being Sick - Damned
Dead Men Tell No Tales - Motorhead
Where Were You? - Mekons
In A Rut - Ruts [for a burial, obviously)
Beds Are Brurning - Midnight Oil (for a crem)
Top runners for the 'unusual' intro's:
Stone Dead Forever - Motorhead
Bomber - Motorhead

I could go for the the Red Hot Chilli Pipers, mind
 
#11
I've told the boss (and put it in my will)

1. No religious observances
2. Keep the whole thing cheap as chips and put the money over the bar instead
3. Two pieces of music:
a. St James' Infirmary Blues by Cab Calloway
b. Come on Baby Light My Fire as the geezer presses the button


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Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
They can play anything they like I won't be bloody listening!

I do like this one though, The Marmalade and Reflections of my Life.
Rather apt I think.

 
#15
I've told the boss (and put it in my will)

1. No religious observances
2. Keep the whole thing cheap as chips and put the money over the bar instead
3. Two pieces of music:
a. St James' Infirmary Blues by Cab Calloway
b. Come on Baby Light My Fire as the geezer presses the button


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Can I come to your funeral please ?
That is exactly the kind of way I want to go out.
Just not quite ready yet.
 

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