Your fantasies coming true....

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  1. OK, so your birthday is coming up and your other half turns to you and says "I've decided to make one of your sexual fantasies come true as a special birthday present. It can involve anything and anyone but will be a total one-off..what will it be.....?"
     
  2. mmmmmmmmmm it may sounds like the usual but i would like to have a threesome  :D either with her sister or a friend

    but i know most women dont go for it cos they dont like sharing their men   :) so the next best thing would be a threesome with some body im not in a relationship with such as the kylie sisters he he he he

    whats your view on that cat_nip?
     
  3. What's my view?  I'd like a threesome with the Minogue sisters too! Purrrr.

    I think even mentioning a threesome can end relationships.  Telling them it would involve their sister or friend could put you in hospital.

    Of course there is no law against thinking about her sister or best friend whilst under the duvet (with or without her indoors).

    This is Catnip's world of fantasies and anything can happen.....
     
  4. which is why i would rather have a 3some with somebody i dont have a relationship with,  there would be no deep emotional effects and if it satisfies mine and the 2 girl fantasies everybody is happy  :D
     
  5. It will be interesting to see whether anyone has a 'no preference' combination for a threesome - ie two girls or two guys.

    I am also expecting to hear about leather, PVC, former French teachers, stockings & suspenders and um.. honey.
     
  6. leather yes ! teachers mmmmm  ;D , 2 girls yes !  , boys  deffo  no !! ,
     
  7. Just a peak, a little peak under that mask!! Reveal yourself and save my tortured soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. Oh, and then get yourself and lippy to the Hilton, London where Im waiting in the Presidental suite with a chilled bottle of Dom Per and the finest Russian caviar money can buy wearing nothing but a smile and a Siberian wolfskin. Raaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

    :)  :)
     
  9. The Hilton?  That's so 5 years ago.  How about Claridges.  And nothing but the finest Krug gets past my moist lips...  apart from...honey.

    The mask never slips.. and my thigh-length FMB's stay put too.

    Now... take a deep breath and tell me all about it....
     
  10. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    It would have to involve a bevvy of porn starlets wearing between them a mixture of stockings, suspenders, latex, thigh-high FMB's, handcuffs, whips, baby-lotion and various "toys". I would then indulge in a 364 day orgy where they pander to my every sexual perversion until my next birthday arrives and we begin all over again.
     
  11. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    ...and a night with Forces_Sweetheart, she really does it for me  ;)
     
  12. I would like to know more about your moist lips :p
     
  13. Woo, that's a bit forward for you!   But you know I am always happy to sip cocktails with you and smooth warm balm over your war wounds...
     
  14. CATNIP, YOU'VE BEEN REGISTERED FOR A WEEK AND i CANNOT REMEMBER SEEING A MESSAGE FROM YOU THAT DIDNT INVOLVE SEX....



    IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENING IN YOUR LIFE?
     
  15. Muttley..

    IS there anything else?