OK, so your birthday is coming up and your other half turns to you and says "I've decided to make one of your sexual fantasies come true as a special birthday present. It can involve anything and anyone but will be a total one-off..what will it be.....?"
Oh, and then get yourself and lippy to the Hilton, London where Im waiting in the Presidental suite with a chilled bottle of Dom Per and the finest Russian caviar money can buy wearing nothing but a smile and a Siberian wolfskin. Raaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!
It would have to involve a bevvy of porn starlets wearing between them a mixture of stockings, suspenders, latex, thigh-high FMB's, handcuffs, whips, baby-lotion and various "toys". I would then indulge in a 364 day orgy where they pander to my every sexual perversion until my next birthday arrives and we begin all over again.