Your dream career

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Gaz3447, Jan 5, 2009.

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  1. I followed a link in the Int forum, and happened to come across something that made me titter. Not least because of the 'form' the job picks up with the ARRSE crowd :D

    Dream career? All kinds of exotic and rewarding jobs listed.......until the list goes to sh1t at the end...

    gladiator, every young boy's dream, being the hero

    cancer-specialist, imagine the knicker-dropping capabilities of announcing that to the ladies...

    beauty pageant judge, staring at fit wimmin and scoring them, with bonus's for 'effort'

    cia spy, another man job. Bond. James Bond....

    raf gunner - wha......surely.....but......ha haha hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  2. Damn. I thought this thread was going to be about how to get the job of being Girls Aloud's gynaecologist.
     
  3. When I was a kid, my dream job was Rear Gunner in the RAF, I was heartbroken when I discovered that Lancasters hadn't been in service for about 30 years.
     
  4. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Me too!It was when I found out a 'gunner' was RAF Regt I decided to become an RAF Armourer!
    But I really wanted to fly Bucaneers or Phantoms,maybe IF I had'nt have f***ed around at school I may have.
     
  5. My dream job would be a toilet cleaner...............on Mustique. A pretty laid-back job I reckon - rich people don't shit in toilets, only on others
     
  6. Start with your mouth then. It's spewing shit yet again you waffling civvy cunt.
     
  7. Five, your post raises a couple of interesting points. I've noticed over time that some people on this site seem to hate "civvies". What then is your job all about? Forgive me if I'm wrong, but is it not the defence of the Realm, which is ultimately , in majority, civilian? If you hate civilians so much, why are you bothering to do it? Also, on what basis do you call me a cnut? I'd be interested to know.
     
  8. Let me rephrase that .

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  9. Scrof forgive me if I'm wrong, but have I seen that correctly? ie. A civvy (you) has just called a serving soldier a coward?

    Maybe there's some deep irony here that I'm not getting, but still... wind your fcuking neck in.
     
  10. Reach the old tie-holding bit in yourself. I have nothing more than the highest respect for you chaps. I'm not a walt and I am not a sit in an armchair civvie either. Whatever I am, on this site in particular, unjustified personal attacks are a sign of a person who is suffering. In conditions, I'd say, even in the real world, "OK, kick me" Yes, you chaps are much more than me, want the truth? It's a difficult thing to say in the NAAFI, but I wish all the sandy boys well, I've been there, in Sudan in 1986, some of my critics were only a sperm in the eye of their mother's lover then. J or Y ugoslavia ? I was there before you. Don't assume. Bit pissed now, but, no offence, total respect, but please don't call me a civvie cnut. I may be a civvie, but I'm not brainless.
     
  11. Scrofula, is that really wise...?

    Now, dream job. Hmm, being a pornstar would always be amusing - get to screw fit birds, and get paid for it. Whats not to like? :twisted:
     
  12. Are you sure? Two guys I went to school with are reputed to have become tail-gunners later in life.