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General chat thread where people start a new line every 3 words.

Neighbour's alarm beeping.
Neighbour is away.
It's not funny.
Still blimming beeping.
Despite visits by
Building Manager Useless
And three firefighters!
They were kindly
But as no
Fire is burning
Sadly they left.
Fecking landlord hasn't
Left key with
Building Manager Useless
And wasn't answering
Phone. Tenant away.
so beeping continues.
Hope landlord wakes
Soon and answers
Voice mail messages.
I am thredders.
Himself, being deaf
(Cause, THAT rifle)
Slept really well.
Bugger. Bugger. Bugger.
 
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