Your day in 3 words

Unexpected blood letting
An whole armful *
left me faint
no clue why
* copyright Tony Hancock
 
Oh bloody crud !
nurse has arrived
a "guest worker"
Is telling me
"she has come
and is going
putting me sleep"

should I worry ?
 
Oh bloody crud !
nurse has arrived
a "guest worker"
Is telling me
"she has come
and is going
putting me sleep"

should I worry ?
Nah just don't
Look at her
With puppy dog
Eyes or else
Has your arm
filled up again
 

TamH70

MIA
Laundry day yesterday.
Four machine loads.
Two drier loads.
Had a nap.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

ADC
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
Starting Christmas cakes.
This morning I
Weigh and soak
Lovely dried fruit
Into some whisky.
Tomorrow the cakes
Will be baked
Long and slowly.
 

Goatman

ADC
Book Reviewer
My day in three words.

**** **** ****. Three words, unless you’re too retarded to know what a word is. Must be a public school boy.

What a ******* Cnut.
Oh dear: fail.
' Septic literacy questioned '
' Don't Get it?'
Horror pix...p.3
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

ADC
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
This week, Coningsby.
Next week, Wyton.
Week after, Shawbury.
Carbon reduction surveys.


Fheck my life
Pays the bills.
 

quilter

War Hero
Hospital for pre-op
All went well
40 minute wait
for bus home;
halfway - phone call
Oops we forgot
to send you
for an X-ray
(its a four
hour round trip)
Yes mate- next
week now chum
Home now with
tea and cake!!!!
 

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