Your day in 3 words

[sidsnot]

Intruders back again
interested in dogs

aware of CCTV
infrared illuminators spotted
full face pics

time for upgrade
plans in hand

Hand grenades needed?

 

[sidsnot]

Return journey home.

 

[slipperman]

Another England collapse!

 

[sidsnot]

Bottle of Asbach
no longer wanted.
Liberated for bargain
price of £10.

 

[wheelchairwarrier]

Hand grenades needed?

couldn't possibly say

Local travellers site
re-opened last week

Farms, dangerous places.

 

[sidsnot]

couldn't possibly say

Local travellers site
re-opened last week

Farms, dangerous places.

Say no more.
Wink wink nudge
nudge etc etc

 

[Civvy Scum]

Say no more.
Wink wink nudge
nudge etc etc

Some tragic accidents?
With some luck...

 

[Ortholith]

Some tragic accidents?
With some luck...

Leave lid off
the slurry pit?

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

Jab this afternoon.

Felt odd today.
AstraZeneca strikes again!

 

[RangdoOfArg]

Felt odd today.
AstraZeneca strikes again!

That’s innoculation working.
injecting shite makes
Shite down road
not so grim.
Tea and biscuits
should see you
right. Apart from
that, nowt else
to say. Byeeee!

 

[ancienturion]

Some tragic accidents?
With some luck...

I hope so.

 

[ancienturion]

Felt odd today.
AstraZeneca strikes again!

That's about par
for some people.
Just drink a
lot of water
and ignore tea
and coffee drinks
until feeling better.

 

[W21A]

Bottle of Asbach
no longer wanted.
Liberated for bargain
price of £10.

Can you post?

 

[Civvy Scum]

Can you post?

It arrives empty.
Postman Pat pissed?

 

[sidsnot]

Can you post?

Unfortunately not. It
was a bargain
£10 for me.
To anyone else
there’s no bargain.

 

[sidsnot]

Leave lid off
the slurry pit?

Then smirk after
each one falls
in. Close lid

 

[ancienturion]

Lots of people
around this morning.
Mainly in cars
from which I
assume school's back.

 

[wheelchairwarrier]

Good long walk
Damp steaming dogs

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

Good long walk
Damp steaming dogs

You are lucky.
This morning we
Faced a Puppy
Dirty Protest. It
Was flipping revolting!

 

[wheelchairwarrier]

You are lucky.
This morning we
Faced a Puppy
Dirty Protest. It
Was flipping revolting!

Sending a message !!
got up late ?