Your day in 3 words

[gorillaguts981]

spring is sprung
grass is riz
I wonder where
dem birdies is

 

[Wightsparker]

spring is sprung
grass is riz
I wonder where
dem birdies is

Dere's a boydie
on da wing!
(Dat is absoid.
I always taut
the wing was
on the boyd.)

 

[padme]

Utter fucking bollocks
Same again tomorrow
Shoot me now

 

[Brotherton Lad]

Pancakes. Smoked salmon.

 

[A signaller]

waited 3 weeks.
Gas bloke came
changed the valve,
radiator now working,
Bathroom now warn.
Did not pay.
its on insurance.

 

[padme]

Attic is dripping
Pipe has burst
Dinner was shit
Bed

 

[Kirkz]

Attic is dripping
Pipe has burst
Dinner was shit
Bed

needs two words.

 

[Harryc]

needs two words.

Bed is wet?

 

[Harryc]

It is three.
Don't want ballocking

 

[padme]

needs two words.

Gone to bed

 

[Harryc]

Gone to bed

Possibly for best.

 

[ancienturion]

Raining this morning.
England where nine
months it is
winter and the
other three months
it just rains.
Seems so anyway.

 

[wheelchairwarrier]

Raining this morning.
England where nine
months it is
winter and the
other three months
it just rains.
Seems so anyway.

Come to Scotland
every day is
every bleeding season

 

[Poppycock]

Dead man walking

 

[Smeggers]

Covid jab today

 

[Wightsparker]

Covid jab today

More the merrier!

 

[Harryc]

Rejected the jab
Second jab must
Be given at
Original jab site

moving on Tuesday
reapply on arrival.

 

[Smeggers]

Banging headache today
Jab side effects.

 

[wheelchairwarrier]

Damm windy here

 

[Wightsparker]

Banging headache today
Jab side effects.

Nothing to do
with the whisky
last night then?
Especially as you
had the jab
a month ago.........
OK, only joking!
Glad you got
your jab though!