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Your day in 3 words

DAS

War Hero
2nd jab due.
Dad's funeral soon
will be watching
via a webcast
ever so surreal.
 
Did you have
to study hard?

I have studied the instructions for the last six years.

And thought fvck that, I'd rather die than go ferreting around my Richards.

The new test is a lot simpler - don't die of embarrassment.

Broke the 3 words rule as a public health announcement.
 

Kirkz

LE
I have studied the instructions for the last six years.

And thought fvck that, I'd rather die than go ferreting around my Richards.

The new test is a lot simpler - don't die of embarrassment.

Broke the 3 words rule as a public health announcement.
Try studying thread
title you mong!
My bold bit
No fucking excuse
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
I have studied the instructions for the last six years.

And thought fvck that, I'd rather die than go ferreting around my Richards.

The new test is a lot simpler - don't die of embarrassment.

Broke the 3 words rule as a public health announcement.

A complete and
utter time waster.
And deliberate too.
 
Wasn’t that bad
finished beef stew.
Keeping speech short
could turn us
all into taciturn
Yorkshiremen. Other people
who graft on
hills are acceptable.
Not going out
could hurry this
along. Aye. Happen.
 
Wasn’t that bad
finished beef stew.
Keeping speech short
could turn us
all into taciturn
Yorkshiremen. Other people
who graft on
hills are acceptable.
Not going out
could hurry this
along. Aye. Happen.
Been on the
Whisky again lad
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
But why complain?
The original thread
said " your day
in three words."
Not lines of
three blinking words!

In that case
why didn't he
just use three
words in total?

Do remember though
who blinks first
loses the fight.
 

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
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