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Your day in 3 words

Lost a bet
now have to
open plug tops
hoover out debris
check connections security
close plug tops
rinse and repeat
whole farms worth

random checks expected

Brother, a cnut :D
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
But he is
Your own cnut.
 

W21A

LE
Book Reviewer
Xmas tree up.
Bottle Prosecco popped.
Springer spaniel jealous!
 
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Tried Ready Brek
After long break.
Found it far
Far too sweet.
Crumble three weetabix
with some milk,
in the microwave
for one minute
and twenty seconds
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
Crumble three weetabix
with some milk,
in the microwave
for one minute
and twenty seconds
No microwave here.
All Bran and
Oatibix preferred cereals
When porage oats
All been eaten.
 

Spacehopper383

War Hero
Once again daughter
has started playing
bloody silly beggers.
I'll have the
last laugh, I'll
leave it all
to the cats.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
Once again daughter
has started playing
bloody silly beggers.
I'll have the
last laugh, I'll
leave it all
to the cats.
Children can be
Both blessing and
Seriously unpleasant curse.
Stepchildren even worse!
 

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
Foggyish this morning
and very damp
when out walking.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
Ice and fog
In North Dorset.
Annual cough and
throat have returned.
Monitoring temperature carefully.
98.4 not popular
In these days -
Some low number
Near to freezing
Is the norm.
 

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
Fog's thickening now.
 

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
Ice and fog
In North Dorset.
Annual cough and
throat have returned.
Monitoring temperature carefully.
98.4 not popular
In these days -
Some low number
Near to freezing
Is the norm.

Which reminds me
"Hey 98.6 it's
good to have"
 

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