Your day in 3 words

[Wightsparker]

Tote that barge!
Lift that bale!
Git a little
drunk An' you
land in jail........

 

[History_Man]

Another Manic Monday.

Susanna Hoffs walt!

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

Washing and ironing
and hoovering and
cleaning and dusting.
Or is it
taking your hubby
for more tests?

Bit of both.
Ordering his drugs.
Takes blooming ages.

 

[ancienturion]

Bit of both.
Ordering his drugs.
Takes blooming ages.

Have you not
got automatic delivery
of prescription stuff?

 

[A signaller]

At daughters house
All afternoon yesterday,
fitting new sockets
in living room,
This was Sunday
I told her,
A call out,
would cost her
on weekends £100+
And my fee?
tea and biscuits,
Paid in full!

 

[The_Duke]

At daughters house
All afternoon yesterday,
fitting new sockets
in living room,
This was Sunday
I told her,
A call out,
would cost her
on weekends £100+
And my fee?
tea and biscuits,
Paid in full!

36 words. Fuckwit.

 

[A signaller]

36 words. Fuckwit.

Bollocked the others?

 

[RTU'd]

Xmas Cancelled Yet?

 

[Brotherton Lad]

New carbon brushes.

 

[ancienturion]

New carbon brushes.

I've never painted
with carbon brushes,
so would you
tell me more.

 

[Brotherton Lad]

I've never painted
with carbon brushes,
so would you
tell me more.

For washing machine.

 

[ancienturion]

For washing machine.

You have painted
a washing machine?

 

[Brotherton Lad]

You have painted
a washing machine?

For the motor.

 

[Brotherton Lad]

Kitchen chimney demolished.

 

[Harryc]

Another sodding exam.

 

[Harryc]

Recertification definitely sucks.

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

Have you not
got automatic delivery
of prescription stuff?

No because it
Changes all the
Time as the
Tumour grows and
Squashes the pituitary.
So it changes
What it produces
And how much.
Grr. Grr. Grr.

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

At daughters house
All afternoon yesterday,
fitting new sockets
in living room,
This was Sunday
I told her,
A call out,
would cost her
on weekends £100+
And my fee?
tea and biscuits,
Paid in full!

You should hold
Out for cake!

 

[RTU'd]

Recertification definitely sucks.

What You Doing?

 

[Harryc]

Data centre stuff