Your day in 3 words

[ancienturion]

Or a knocker.
But not two.
A pair of
Knockers might cause
Some arrser hilarity.

A pair of
knockers. Now there
is an idea!

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

That might depend
On the latitude
and longitude of
the said knockers
compared to their
former geographical location
in the earlier
years of the
particular lady concerned.......

Foundation garments essential!

 

[gorillaguts981]

Gravity is not
the knocker's friend

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

Gravity is not
the knocker's friend

See post 42219.

 

[ancienturion]

See post 42219.

I wish you
would stop using
those erotic words.
I know I
should get excited
but I can't
quite remember why.

 

[devexwarrior]

bugger bugger bugger
due to stupidity
got to drive
sixty mile round
to pick up
three pound component
for DIY project
in the morning
then at work
in the afternoon
don't commit crime
as I will
be in a
very bad mood

 

[ancienturion]

bugger bugger bugger
due to stupidity
got to drive
sixty mile round
to pick up
three pound component
for DIY project
in the morning
then at work
in the afternoon
don't commit crime
as I will
be in a
very bad mood

Who's sorry now?
(Bringing back shades
of Connie Francis).

 

[devexwarrior]

Who's sorry now?
(Bringing back shades
of Connie Francis).

I’m a mong

 

[Wightsparker]

I’m a mong

Mongs' Lives' Matter!

 

[Hexi Bloke]

Just had a
call, mother-in-
law can't make
it down this
year for christmas
wooo hooo hooo

 

[W21A]

You poor man.

 

[Hexi Bloke]

You poor man.

At least I
will be able
to watch Zulu

 

[W21A]

CSgt Bourne walt.

 

[BossHogg]

New tablets arrived
I'm very happy
Will be able
To pass time
When no incidents.

 

[ancienturion]

New tablets arrived
I'm very happy
Will be able
To pass time
When no incidents.
View attachment 523906

Please stop dribbling
on the eqpt.

 

[BossHogg]

I've hid issi
number so anyone
else on airwave
can't bother me.

 

[ancienturion]

I've hid issi
number so anyone
else on airwave
can't bother me.

You should have
edited it so
it displayed someone
else's ISSI number.

 

[BossHogg]

Unfortunately I can't
Would look fake.

 

[ancienturion]

Unfortunately I can't
Would look fake.

That's a shame.
Just think of
all those Arrse
people making contact.

 

[BossHogg]

I could have
put the duty
operation manager's issi!