Your day in 3 words

[Gout Man]

Not my choice
allowed up shortly
take my meds
go for walk
Back to bed
not my choice

Chin-up fella.

 

[Brotherton Lad]

They're all extraordinary.
But which army?

C of E.

 

[Wightsparker]

C of E.

How many divisions
does the Archbishop
of Canterbury have?

 

[Brotherton Lad]

How many divisions
does the Archbishop
of Canterbury have?

Ask the Pope.

 

[Wightsparker]

Ask the Pope.

I already did.
He wouldn't say,
as he contends
that all the
CoE divisions (and
estates and dosh)
are really his.
Strange chap, actually.
Mentioned something about
bears and ducks.

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

Did family research.
Found another mystery.
Ain't life grand?

 

[W21A]

Careful what you
look for. You
might just findit.

 

[wheelchairwarrier]

Chin-up fella.

thanks for that

tomorrows the same
I've been told

 

[Brotherton Lad]

Going to Windsor.

 

[Wightsparker]

Going to Windsor.

Presume it's Brown?

 

[Brotherton Lad]

Presume it's Brown?

It is transparent.

 

[johnboyzzz]

This work thing
Yet another project
Keeps me busy

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

Spoke to offspring
In New Zealand.
Made my morning.

 

[Hexi Bloke]

Rifle club reopened
today at last

 

[quilter]

Spoke to offspring
In New Zealand.
Made my morning.

Snap, always joyous

 

[wheelchairwarrier]

clear sunny day
jolly chilly though

 

[Hexi Bloke]

Brass monkey at
front door with
a welding torch

 

[ancienturion]

Brass monkey at
front door with
a welding torch

I think you
might be better
with one of
those doorbell things.

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

I think you
might be better
with one of
those doorbell things.

Or a knocker.
But not two.
A pair of
Knockers might cause
Some arrser hilarity.

 

[Wightsparker]

Or a knocker.
But not two.
A pair of
Knockers might cause
Some arrser hilarity.

That might depend
On the latitude
and longitude of
the said knockers
compared to their
former geographical location
in the earlier
years of the
particular lady concerned.......