Your day in 3 words

They're still shite.
With all respect
(OK, I know,
it means no
respect at all)
You are wrong.
A proper pasty
is the ambrosia
of the gods.
Like cider is
their nectar, too.
Pam Ayres said
something like: cider
is as the
cool, clear. crystal
spring water babbling
from the moors
to quench the
thirst of parched
and weary travellers.
But beer? it
makes I fart.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
Making simnel cake.
I hate marzipan.

Sacrifices you make!
 

Kirkz

LE
They're still shite.
With all respect
(OK, I know,
it means no
respect at all)
You are wrong.
A proper pasty
is the ambrosia
of the gods.
Like cider is
their nectar, too.
Pam Ayres said
something like: cider
is as the
cool, clear. crystal
spring water babbling
from the moors
to quench the
thirst of parched
and weary travellers.
But beer? it
makes I fart.
You are confused.
Pasties are ace.
croissants are shite.
 

Dr Death

Old-Salt
Very Quiet Day.
Nothing Flying Today.
Roads Nearly Deserted.
 
You are confused.
Pasties are ace.
croissants are shite.
I am confused
Thou art confused
He is confused
She is confused
It is confused
We are confused
You are confused
They are confused
Kirkz is discombobulated.
But I agree
pasties are ace.
I will agree
to differ with
reference to croissants.
 

Kirkz

LE
I am confused
Thou art confused
He is confused
She is confused
It is confused
We are confused
You are confused
They are confused
Kirkz is discombobulated.
But I agree
pasties are ace.
I will agree
to differ with
reference to croissants.
You're fFrench! (spit)
 
You're fFrench! (spit)
Definitely not good
idea to spit
whilst eating croissants.
Whilst it is
true the crapauds
have tried to
invade Vectis isle
more than once,
and also true
that we sometimes
refer to mainland
Great Britain as
"The North Island"
we are eEnglish.
(most of us)
 

Kirkz

LE
Definitely not good
idea to spit
whilst eating croissants.
Whilst it is
true the crapauds
have tried to
invade Vectis isle
more than once,
and also true
that we sometimes
refer to mainland
Great Britain as
"The North Island"
we are eEnglish.
(most of us)
You twist and
turn like a
twisty turny thing.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
I am confused
Thou art confused
He is confused
She is confused
It is confused
We are confused
You are confused
They are confused
Kirkz is discombobulated.
But I agree
pasties are ace.
I will agree
to differ with
reference to croissants.
Pains au chocolat?

Or even ... churros?!@#$!!?
 

Brotherton Lad

LE
Kit Reviewer
Children playing croquet.

Must cut lawn.
 

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer

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