Your day in 3 words

Casserole in oven :thumleft:
Hubby home later :):):)
One happy bunny
Perfect Friday night :thumright:
Reminds me of
the sailor and
telegraph boy joke.
 
Late last night
nicked a female
she abuses us
gets to custody
still abusing us
she goes over
with heroin overdose
three naloxone shots
save her life
so by nicking
her we prevented
her likely death
no doubt next
time we meet
she'll be abusive
all over again

such is life
ho hum [hum]
 
Late last night
nicked a female
she abuses us
gets to custody
still abusing us
she goes over
with heroin overdose
three naloxone shots
save her life
so by nicking
her we prevented
her likely death
no doubt next
time we meet
she'll be abusive
all over again

such is life
ho hum [hum]
You don't do
Your job for
Gratitude do you?



Some folk do
Appreciate your efforts.
 
Late last night
nicked a female
she abuses us
gets to custody
still abusing us
she goes over
with heroin overdose
three naloxone shots
save her life
so by nicking
her we prevented
her likely death
no doubt next
time we meet
she'll be abusive
all over again


such is life
ho hum [hum]
Always the way.
 
Girlfriend not happy?
My fault again!
Can we discuss?
She won’t talk.
Oh well, then.
Beer from fridge.
Reliable, trusty friend.
“Night-night dear”
 
Now it's bright
so that's alright
now that the
sun is out.
 

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