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Now Sir Terry is dead there must be a vacant place in Britissh Nuclear Fuels press office, you should go for can see a meltdown 2 hours away!!!
Well, well, well.
Another of the
stupid ones has
found this thread.
You are just
Prodding a corpse
Expect only flatulence
Need some amphets
Damn, no chance
Of NAAFI 'coffee'
Will savagely insult
Some South American
evil midget drug
dealer, they abound
in this neck
of the woods
And hey presto.....
My maid doesn't
like cleaning bloodstains
so maybe instead
I´ll just have
A bikini wax.
Someone's on glue...
Lunch with eldest :)

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