Your day in 3 words

I was going..
to say something..
very, very profound..
But it has..
slipped my mind..
as I supped my..
morning mug of..
coffee.....Oh.. yes..

I always consult..
'Faceblah' and Arrse..
for my national...
and World news
every morning after..

having a mighty..
'dump'.yes...very..
satisfying it be....:rolleyes::toilet::tp:
 
I was going..
to say something..
very, very profound..
But it has..
slipped my mind..
as I supped my..
morning mug of..
coffee.....Oh.. yes..

I always consult..
'Faceblah' and Arrse..
for my national...
and World news
every morning after..

having a mighty..
'dump'.yes...very..
satisfying it be....:rolleyes::toilet::tp:
W. T. F...?!
 
Preferably lime ones.
Lime Jaffa cakes?
its not British,
Its not orangie,
its high treason,
to the gulag,
mend your ways,
Jaffa's are Oranges,
Accept no substitutes.
End of story,
I'm leaving now
TAXI...Home Please!

( Jaffa cakes made
With apricot concentrate,
Worked in the factory
In west London
As an apprentice
Back in 1969)
 
Lime Jaffa cakes?
its not British,
Its not orangie,
its high treason,
to the gulag,
mend your ways,
Jaffa's are Oranges,
Accept no substitutes.
End of story,
I'm leaving now
TAXI...Home Please!

( Jaffa cakes made
With apricot concentrate,
Worked in the factory
In west London
As an apprentice
Back in 1969)
Mend my ways?


bit too late.
 
Yes you can, but you must be bloody fast, like a lord claiming their £300 P/D attendance fee, in and out, otherwise you have a mug of slush, it can be done, it takes patience and a certain knack, some have it, others don't, I do not. END.
Some 48 words.
Could have been
split into threes.
But obviously not
for those who
cannot read the
thread title above.
 
Yes you can, but you must be bloody fast, like a lord claiming their £300 P/D attendance fee, in and out, otherwise you have a mug of slush, it can be done, it takes patience and a certain knack, some have it, others don't, I do not. END.
If you can't
Count stop posting
You dribbling mong.
 
White Easter approaches
Winter blues continue
 
I was going..
to say something..
very, very profound..
But it has..
slipped my mind..
as I supped my..
morning mug of..
coffee.....Oh.. yes..

I always consult..
'Faceblah' and Arrse..
for my national...
and World news
every morning after..

having a mighty..
'dump'.yes...very..
satisfying it be....:rolleyes::toilet::tp:
There,s no fool
Like a very
Very Old fool
 

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