"Your daughter is beautiful"

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  1. "Your daughter is beautiful" and other things you should not say to a rural Pashtun
    That's an AK you are pointing at me. That's a poofs gun isn't it?
  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    You people only fuck goats don't you?

    Sorry - is this a thread where we can list the most inapropriate things to say in other cultures?
  3. Like most other threads really.

    Well I didn't think she was your wife, I thought you lot prefered boys around her age.
  4. Pob02

    Pob02 War Hero Book Reviewer

    Bend over Sonny. It's a Thursday . . . .
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Do you beardy nonces eat cow's balls because yours are small?
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Anybody up for a bacon sarnie.
  7. Why is your wife wearing a veil? Is she ugly?
  8. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    'your wife, sir? oh, I do apologize. I thought I was addressing a tupenny hapenny prostitute.'

    (c) Raffles the Gentleman Thug
  9. Your daughter looks beautiful, is she Jewish?
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    So Achmed spill the beans, So was this Mohammed gezzer a peado or not?
  11. Two words mate. Tic. Tac
  12. See that goat, that's a poof's goat that is.
  13. No mate you're wrong, there is only one prophet and his name is jesus.
  14. Seriously, you should have offered half that dowry, your daughters a pig.
  15. You know it would be easier if we just nuked you.