Your Darkest Fetish

#1
I've known a lot of squaddies with weird sexual fetishes. Here's mine - can you do worse?

I used to like my ex-girlfriend dressing up in like a pink silk party dress that came up to nearly the top of her thighs and with white panties underneath. We would decide that she had been naughty and, if spanking wasn't teaching her a proper lesson, I would give her a punishment enema. I would make her stand there with the stuff inside her and told her that if she spilt a drop of it before I gave her permission then I would confiscate her panties before taking her to the fair where all her little friends would be. After she could hold it no longer I would let her shit it all out and afterwards powder her arrse and tell her that she was daddy's favourite girl and I was only doing it to clear her system of the bad stuff.

Also, sometimes I like to wank over anatomically correct dolls and make them act out scenes.

Is that better :? :roll:
 
#2
yes, but it isn't YOUR fetish you m0ng........

.......your fetish involves tramps, knoshing and getting your bloated hoop smashed in by ponies, along with posting utter drivel.
 
#5
Random_Task said:
mediumwhiteamericano said:
Goths - fekin love em.
If it's tubby goths then you're a connoisseur.
Is there such a thing as a tubby goth? I thought they all refused to eat and drink their own p!ss and self harm?
 
#7
Found two. In fact there appears to be loads out there: 8O

 
#11
Marc_St_Hilaire said:
Gust.Avrakotos said:
Random_Task said:
devilish said:
Found two. In fact there appears to be loads out there: 8O

Animal,vegetable or mineral?
Think they have eaten all three
Spams at a guess. Male or female or somewhere in between?

What on gods green earth is that thing on the right of picture?

I thought chavs were bad but jeeezus thats some fooked up waste of space.
 
#13
:rose: I always love hearing others' fetishes and fantasies, but having been there and done that and never meeting anyone who shares my twisted, messed up bloody fantasies, I found most of the fetishes listed here to be okay but tame or prosaic, unoriginal or just over-used. No offense, but there is such a wild variety of fantasies I can't even begin to describe them. You may find that with a little creativity, education and exploration, you might find things that turn you on far more profoundly than what you've read in dirty magazines, websites or seen in pornos. All those things are fine, if you want boring, tried-and-true fantasies. :yawn:

BTW: from a woman's point of view; not only do fetishes from men's porno make us laugh, they bore us to tears. Who wants to have sex with a guy who is so boring, uncreative and lame he uses the same old same old to try and get us in the mood? Expand your minds and repertoire.............trust me, the loving will abound. :hump:
 
#15
:rose: I always love hearing others' fetishes and fantasies, but having been there and done that and never meeting anyone who shares my twisted, messed up bloody fantasies, I found most of the fetishes listed here to be okay but tame or prosaic, unoriginal or just over-used. No offense, but there is such a wild variety of fantasies I can't even begin to describe them. You may find that with a little creativity, education and exploration, you might find things that turn you on far more profoundly than what you've read in dirty magazines, websites or seen in pornos. All those things are fine, if you want boring, tried-and-true fantasies. :yawn:

BTW: from a woman's point of view; not only do fetishes from men's porno make us laugh, they bore us to tears. Who wants to have sex with a guy who is so boring, uncreative and lame he uses the same old same old to try and get us in the mood? Expand your minds and repertoire.............trust me, the loving will abound. :hump:
Would you care to elaborate and give some serious details ? PLEASE !
 
#18
:rose: I always love hearing others' fetishes and fantasies, but having been there and done that and never meeting anyone who shares my twisted, messed up bloody fantasies, I found most of the fetishes listed here to be okay but tame or prosaic, unoriginal or just over-used. No offense, but there is such a wild variety of fantasies I can't even begin to describe them. You may find that with a little creativity, education and exploration, you might find things that turn you on far more profoundly than what you've read in dirty magazines, websites or seen in pornos. All those things are fine, if you want boring, tried-and-true fantasies. :yawn:

BTW: from a woman's point of view; not only do fetishes from men's porno make us laugh, they bore us to tears. Who wants to have sex with a guy who is so boring, uncreative and lame he uses the same old same old to try and get us in the mood? Expand your minds and repertoire.............trust me, the loving will abound. :hump:
Or you can just have your back doors smashed in in the back of a transit poppet? Before being wrapped in a carpet and hoyed off the elevated section of the M6?
 
#19
:rose: I always love hearing others' fetishes and fantasies, but having been there and done that and never meeting anyone who shares my twisted, messed up bloody fantasies, I found most of the fetishes listed here to be okay but tame or prosaic, unoriginal or just over-used. No offense, but there is such a wild variety of fantasies I can't even begin to describe them. You may find that with a little creativity, education and exploration, you might find things that turn you on far more profoundly than what you've read in dirty magazines, websites or seen in pornos. All those things are fine, if you want boring, tried-and-true fantasies. :yawn:

BTW: from a woman's point of view; not only do fetishes from men's porno make us laugh, they bore us to tears. Who wants to have sex with a guy who is so boring, uncreative and lame he uses the same old same old to try and get us in the mood? Expand your minds and repertoire.............trust me, the loving will abound. :hump:
Looks like you will be getting PM's unless I am very much mistaken ^^
 

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