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Your Choice of Next PM

#1
My vote would go to Roy Chubby Brown. Having watched him live the other week in Ipswich I fully agree with his motives, particularly in relation to asylum seekers. I think we need someone with an attitude like him to get the country back to how it should be. He's not arrsed about upsetting people either.

So who'd be your choice?
 
#10
Vote for me! Ten years generally fukcing about, half a dozen upmarket houses, ability to get my kids into some of the best state schools around, flash holidays at somebody else's expense and a pension scheme that should net me 10 million quid in my first year out of office.

That'll do me, matey. When can I start?
 
#11
ham-shank said:
Vote for me! Ten years generally fukcing about, half a dozen upmarket houses, ability to get my kids into some of the best state schools around, flash holidays at somebody else's expense and a pension scheme that should net me 10 million quid in my first year out of office.

That'll do me, matey. When can I start?
June 28th.
 
#14
nips said:
ham-shank said:
Vote for me! Ten years generally fukcing about, half a dozen upmarket houses, ability to get my kids into some of the best state schools around, flash holidays at somebody else's expense and a pension scheme that should net me 10 million quid in my first year out of office.

That'll do me, matey. When can I start?
June 28th.
And if you play your cards right, give your mates some titles, sell a few passport and knob you staff on gov time then you''ll leave office on the 29th



2017 :twisted:
 
#18
HRH Prince Philip, about time we had a straight talking ,no nonsence, non PC, worldly wise kind of chap to lead this country out of the fluffy, lovydovey, huggykissy,spawn of the devil producing chaveded up sesspit this country is becoming. Oh life would be fun then .

I; awaits incoming,
II; better go and lie down whilst the medication takes effect.
III; I've not been well you know,
IV; 'erm that it.... but I do mean it

WW
 

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