Your Childhood Heros

#1
When and green begin the ears, I always wanted to be like a comic book hero.
There was the Lone Ranger, but I realised I don't like horses!
I wanted to be like Batman, but anyone who wears a rubber mask, dresses up in an armoured rubber suit and thinks that he can fly - is definitely off their trolley..
I also wanted to be like 007 James Bond - but then on reflection, I'll just be me, cos Jimmy Bond is a violent psychopath who likes hurting people, a masochist because he like being hurt, a serial womaniser, a borderline alkie, and he is addicted to gambling.
So I'll stay as I am

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#3
Childhood Heroes? Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris, the bloke from Its a Knock-out, DLT, and The Moomins.
 
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#6
Douglas Bader. Oh it's the NAAFI... the blonde bird from Abba then
 
#13
Childhood Heroes? Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris, the bloke from Its a Knock-out, DLT, and The Moomins.
Oh god, not the Moomins as well? Is nothing sacred?

I always thought there was something not right about them. The dirty fuckers.
 
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#14
Stig of the dump and Captain Caveman.


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#15
Ian Botham
Bryan Robson
Viv Richards

Best TV Hero was Lin Chung (Atsuo Nakamura) from 'The Water Margin'. I bloody loved that show!
 

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#16
Jet and Vogue from Gladiators were my two fantasy fucks while I was growing up.

In terms of male role models, I always thought Danger Mouse was pretty fucking awesome. Even if he was a mouse.
 
#19
I hate to raise the bar but it has to be Troy Tempest

Drove Stingray, looked cool in a uniform - his best mate had a cool set of head phones, but best of all he managed to find a bird that smelt of fish and couldn't say a word

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#20
Tom Mix, Johnny MacBrown, Roy Rodgers, Gene Autrey, Jane Russell, Doris Day, Marilyn Monroe, Geoff Duke, Bob McIntyre, Phil Read, Kenny Roberts and the late great Barry Sheene.
 

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