Your Chance to Appear in Deidre's Photo Casebook

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Anyone brave enough to appear in Deidre's Photo Casebook in the Sun? Can't promise you will be the main star but you could be 'mate in pub', or 'angry dad'. Depends what you look like. And how much you pay! You cough up the readies, I promise to do the rest. Oh, you have to be able to get to London, which is where the shoots take place. So if you live in Kinloss ... no hard feelings, but bid for something else ...
 

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The birds are always fit in Deirdre's photo case book, in fact I'd probably do Deirdre.

£10.
 
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Funnily enough I was just reading the various posts re the Princess Production episode ... and thinking that posting on ARSSE could be code for 'how to get a bucket load of abuse' ... er ... how do I take that auction offer down ... hmm ...
 
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Anyone brave enough to appear in Deidre's Photo Casebook in the Sun? Can't promise you will be the main star but you could be 'mate in pub', or 'angry dad'. Depends what you look like. And how much you pay! You cough up the readies, I promise to do the rest. Oh, you have to be able to get to London, which is where the shoots take place. So if you live in Kinloss ... no hard feelings, but bid for something else ...
I'd love to partake in the casebook.

Can I be the bloke who kicks the shite out of his girlfriend for being a slag?
 
#7
£20 - here's hoping it's one of those stories about 'my boyfriend doesn't like me dressing like a slag'. Cue lots of girls dressed like slags...
 
#8
I smell wind up.
 
#9
I suppose Bravo_Bravo could appear after being beaten up by his missus again then the next day gets beaten up in a Road rage incident then by his work colleague after he nicks his medals and loses them. I know its a bit far fetched but the SCUM readers would believe it. Deidre might give him the shoulder to cry on he deserves but also might call him a whining ****.
 
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Dear Deidre,

My **** of a wife just can't grasp the rules of hide and seek. Can I stab her and marry my daughter?

Thanks awfully.
 
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I promise it isn't a wind-up ... although I'm not sure what I have to do once the auction is over (Nov 12th?). I'll work it out. And thanks ever so for the £20 offer though I'm sure it's worth more ... The winner will def be in Deidre's Photo Casebook at some point in the future. I've given this as an auction prize many times for drunken City dinners etc, it's just the first time on this site. I sort of stumbled across the auction and thought 'why not? there must be lots of (ex) squaddies who would like to do this' ... so have faith ...
 

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I promise it isn't a wind-up ... although I'm not sure what I have to do once the auction is over (Nov 12th?). I'll work it out. And thanks ever so for the £20 offer though I'm sure it's worth more ... The winner will def be in Deidre's Photo Casebook at some point in the future. I've given this as an auction prize many times for drunken City dinners etc, it's just the first time on this site. I sort of stumbled across the auction and thought 'why not? there must be lots of (ex) squaddies who would like to do this' ... so have faith ...
Deirdre markintime wants to **** you.
 
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I promise it isn't a wind-up ... although I'm not sure what I have to do once the auction is over (Nov 12th?). I'll work it out. And thanks ever so for the £20 offer though I'm sure it's worth more ... The winner will def be in Deidre's Photo Casebook at some point in the future. I've given this as an auction prize many times for drunken City dinners etc, it's just the first time on this site. I sort of stumbled across the auction and thought 'why not? there must be lots of (ex) squaddies who would like to do this' ... so have faith ...
Fair enough, but I'm not sure about your target audience. Not many ex Squaddies on this site (or serving ones come to that).
As it's for charity, I wish you well, although I personally will not bid as I don't want to inflict my ugly mug on the "readers" of the Sun. Good Luck.
 
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I have moobs and some shit tatts so nobody wants to see me in work, let alone in the paper while they're having their breakfast.

That and I can't afford to get crated that much...

Good luck though, hope you make loads!
 
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well Slipperman in that case I'm confused ... isn't it a site for Squaddies and ex-Squaddies? I thought the word 'Army' in the ARSSE was kind of a clue ... if not them, who is reading it? Oh, actually, I just had a thought ... I guess if you are actually serving you won't be allowed to appear in the Press anyway ... d'oh ...
 
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well Slipperman in that case I'm confused ... isn't it a site for Squaddies and ex-Squaddies? I thought the word 'Army' in the ARSSE was kind of a clue ... if not them, who is reading it? Oh, actually, I just had a thought ... I guess if you are actually serving you won't be allowed to appear in the Press anyway ... d'oh ...
Lauzie,
The IRA also had "Army" in the title, but it didn't make them squaddies (although granted there were a few ex in their midst).

All I will say is that the membership of ARRSE is an eclectic mix and not entirely made up of those serving or who have served - do not be fooled by the label on the tin!
 
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Lauzie,

Quite a few of this site's posters have the cumulitive military experience of a floor tile. They've watched a couple of BBC documentaries featuring British troops in Afganistan and now feel qualified to jump in on any military subject waxing llyrical with their "unique" experience.

Most other posters are in the TAs (Gareths / hobbiests etc), have never deployed further than a UK training area or at the very most went to BMLF for a few beers.

The most cringe inducing are those TA personnel who are also moderators on this site though. Their MOD status gives them an almost mythical heir of "nails-ness" which equates to an internet Conspicious Gallantry Cross combined with 13 tours of middle eastern shit holes.

In essence they are all cnuts.

However I am the genuine article and will allow you to perform fellatio on my perfectly sculptured phallus.
 
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