Had you written a diary in training, how would it read? Sun 8th: Church Parade; afterwards entire regiment got ragged around the square by the RSM due to the Guards recruits having read the prayers, continuing to read the bits in bold saying "Congregation be seated" etc. Mon 9th: Whole room awoken at 0200 by Rct Pierce, who having dreamt that his Father was trapped beneath a car, had got out of his bed, lifted the bottom of it above his head before dropping it onto the polished floor. Thur 12th: Watched in amusement as Rct Bailey was ragged up and down a hill after choosing to cam up his teeth during a cam and concealment lesson. In your own time and all that.