Your a c@%t

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Renut, Sep 24, 2011.

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  1. Paddy and Mick talking in the pub.
    Mick says "You are a cunt, you've always been a cunt and you always will be a cunt. Everything about you makes you a cunt, an utter cunt and a complete cunt. In fact, if you entered a cunt competition, you'd come second."
    Paddy says "Why wouldn't I come first?"
    Mick replies, "Because you're a cunt."
     
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  2. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    My Irish name is Patrick Crooke...and I'm a cunt...
     
  3. IS Paddy a cook?