Paddy and Mick talking in the pub. Mick says "You are a cunt, you've always been a cunt and you always will be a cunt. Everything about you makes you a cunt, an utter cunt and a complete cunt. In fact, if you entered a cunt competition, you'd come second." Paddy says "Why wouldn't I come first?" Mick replies, "Because you're a cunt."