Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by Seahag, Mar 31, 2011.

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  1. A man approaches a young woman in a shop "excuse me" he says. "I cant find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?"

    The woman says "Sure, but do you have any idea where your wife is?" "Not a clue" he says, "But whenever I talk to a woman with tits like yours she appears out of fecking nowhere"
  2. And sleep........