We all came across them, crikey, some of us were them! On Ex Lionheart 84 we were despatched from a location to set up the Triffid Bde Link to Div before the rest of the Unit moved in, we had driven about 3kms on the road when a SWB L/R driven by the idiot G10 siggy overtook us and screeched to a halt right in front of the wagon, cue - stand the Panzer on it's nose, when the shit had receded from the windscreen of L/R the passenger door opened and out jumped our brand new Troopie, he came to the front of the Panzer clutching a Track Pin and said "Have you lost this?" I tried to answer in a calm and courteous manner but what came out was - "You are like a Lighthouse in a Desert, bright but Feckin' useless, now get out of the Feckin' way, you Feckin idiot (pause) Sir" He didn't visit my Det all Exercise - Result! However the SSM did and said "Cpl, don't ever call that Feckin idiot a Feckin idiot again" - Result! In the end he turned out to be damn good Troop Officer !