Young, pretty, successful...slapper.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by samain11, Jun 17, 2013.

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  1. My Giveafuckometer is obviously broken.
  2. I think there must be a faulty batch.
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  3. Corrected that for you.
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  4. The usual fee applies I believe, thank you!
  5. No matter the class or description, she's a prostitute. Does the same as a streetwalker but costs more.
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  6. You say that like it's a bad thing. I'd rattle it.
  7. Whores are too grubby and greedy. Concubines on a one-year contract are the way to go.
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  8. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    'Average, approaching middle age and needy'... have we so lost the art of headline-writing?
  9. Is this the same paper that brought us that ageing, dagger-titted scrubber who was leeching off her parents because she was 'too pretty to work'?
  10. You guys are very judgemental. It's a free world and if an adult wants to sell sex for cash he or she should br free to do so. Calling the john a sugar daddy and pretending it's some kind of date is a handy way of getting round the prostitution laws I suppose. Helen's a bit shook looking for 35 though.
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  11. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Yes - you know, The Sun for those as what is too posh to read The Sun.

    Rough, and she has that 'Me, me, me and me' look about her. (Actually, some of the pictures make her look like she's sucking on a lemon.)

    Still, she's survived her ordeal and is now in a happy, stable relationship having gone through the trauma of being a hooker. It says so in the paper.
  12. Fixed for accuracy.