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Young gun or old fart?

#1
After retread2's revelation on another thread (posted to Dhofar in 1975!) i thought we should all chip in with our age... so we know who we HAVE TO SHOUT TO.

ladies, feel free to knock off 5 years. why be different on the net.

I'm 33 (but feeling 43, after a speeding idiot smashed into me, resulting in agonising back pain :))
 
#4
Eighty as I crawl out of the scratcher at first light. An honest 50 by the time coffee has been ingested. A dashing, witty, infinitely desirable and all round good fellah of about 35 by the time I catch my reflection in the bar mirror as the third glass goes down the tubes...........
 
#5
I looked in my thirties from my early twenties. Tough paper round that West Beirut...I now look my age but still act my shoe size. 44 not out.
 
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#6
when I was young they said life begins at 40-I am now 40 (and v bald) and they are saying life begins at 50-perhaps that is why I keep getting told to get a life!!
 

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#8
49 going on 17 or 85, it depends.

Pre-Sputnik, anyway.
 
#10
Bah!!!!!!!

(GOM in 'Cadfael' stylee)...............'51 winters will I have seen this Candlemass'.

Sanatogen and Guiness anyone................?
 
#13
Petriburg said:
I'm with GOM - '54 was a good year!
Ah! good man, yerself........free milk!?............proper ink wells and chalk AND feckin' BLACK boards.........jumpers for goal posts?!!............

..........but do you find that Saga have added you to their hit-list??!
 

Goatman

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#14
:lol: Tchah......still a coupla years till the Saga police collar me.....born 6 years before JFK decided Dallas was a good place to spend a quiet afternoon.....AND old enough to remember free school milk......Thanks Thatch !

Le Chevre, GOG

(Grumpy old goat ) 8)
 
#15
I'm not telling you, you prepubescent bstrd! You'd only use the information to your advantage. Didn't they tell you during trade training that to do so is ungentlemanly? Don't know what the Corps's coming to nowadays, I really don't.


Earliish 50's. (Look 30, mind, in a good light and a warped mirror).
 

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#16
Whiskybreath said:
I'm not telling you, you prepubescent bstrd! You'd only use the information to your advantage. Didn't they tell you during trade training that to do so is ungentlemanly? Don't know what the Corps's coming to nowadays, I really don't.


Earliish 50's. (Look 30, mind, in a good light and a warped mirror).
Did I mention I was going to be in the nice bit of your current hemisphere for a couple of weeks from Friday this week? I'll have a nice cold Castle or a Windhoek on your account, shall I?
 
#17
Glad_its_all_over said:
49 going on 17 or 85, it depends.

Pre-Sputnik, anyway.
What's Sputnik?


he he he :):):)
 
#18
<------ the oldest, most crotchety female in her late twenties that you ever met...
 
#19
I am 34, with the body of a 60 yr old, the mind of a 17 yr old an the bladder of an 80 yr old,
 
#20
Glad_its_all_over said:
Did I mention I was going to be in the nice bit of your current hemisphere for a couple of weeks from Friday this week? I'll have a nice cold Castle or a Windhoek on your account, shall I?
So not this bit, then? :D

Mind you, the Limpopo started to flow on Sunday. Whiskybreath celebrates:
 

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