young Brit gets off the dole, and finds job.

You see kids nowdays do have the skills and motivation to find work. Meet Jonathan Edwards, applied for UCAS too late and wasn't accepted in any university, so he joined Islamic State'.
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You see kids nowdays do have the skills and motivation to find work. Meet Jonathan Edwards, applied for UCAS too late and wasn't accepted in any university, so he joined Islamic State'.
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Show intact anus.
 
I'll give him a week and he'll be in the tender care of the IS Caliphate Military Police Brute Squad for attempted desertion.
 
Might turn out to be a hoax, unlikley cause it was in the daily fail, they would never make up drivel for retards, but don't let facts get in the way, the naafi bar has never done that before.

Take it for granted his hoop will be like an exit wound if he ever gets back.
 
What a feeble specimen. You can bet he was the last kid against the wall when they picked for sides for football. Maybe IS are hoping the kuffar enemy will die laughing when they catch sight of him. He hasn't even got a ginger beard!!!
 

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Maybe he had been ignored at home and just wanted someone to listen to what he had to say.












I dont know him, but it was just a guess based on the big sticky out ears of the lads either side of him.........with ears like that you wouldn't miss anything :)
 
You see kids nowdays do have the skills and motivation to find work. Meet Jonathan Edwards, applied for UCAS too late and wasn't accepted in any university, so he joined Islamic State'.
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It's sad that his death will be in vain, because he is such a weakling that there is no way he can carry an Ak and a go pro at the same time so his proud family will not get to see him writhe in agony while people chant Alan's snack bar in the background.
 
How does a young lad get radicalised by jihadists as well as Gok Wan?

By looking in a mirror taking a picture on his phone, and realising he's a utter waste of breatheable air.
 

the_boy_syrup

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Right now he's sitting in asome shit hole wondering what the **** everyone else is saying.
He's missing his mum and Dad and wondering what he got for Christmas.
He daren't mention Christmas to his new mates as they knock his block off (litterally)
If they ask him what he could murder he'll probably reply a pizza please.
It's no where near what it was like on Playstaion 4 not as much fun either.

Remember when your recruiter told you it was all skiing and lying on the beach.
He'll have to die to get a bus loads of nurses.
Ah well better blowing himself up out there than next to me on a bus or tube.
 
Oh Dear, how sad. He will become the sex slave of a group of Jihadis, then when they have rogered his rear end because all the females have been 'done'; and sold into slavery; they will move onto the donkeys and goats. He will try and come back to Old Blighty, bleating and whingeing how bad life is, and that 'It' (Life), has no 'Reset Button'.

What an UCAS-ing f*ckwit..!
 
Day 1: Get issued an AK for warry photo op.
Day 2: Get issues a kettle and become det brew bitch.
Day 3: Get issued an bulky vest with wires and tubes of stuff.


I wonder if he obituary will be in the red tops.
 

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