You'll want your 'Culturally Appropriate Accommodation' because the UN says so.

My culturally appropriate accomodation

  • A sheep and a welcome in the valley boyo

    Votes: 8 12.3%
  • A bottle of Buckie and a deep fried Mars bar see you Jimmie

    Votes: 12 18.5%
  • Gosh, I do not know what has happened to house prices in Hants

    Votes: 23 35.4%
  • Beeg eesue. Beeg is eeesue. Help a da homeless

    Votes: 5 7.7%
  • I seggest ye feck off while ye hev the legs to carry ye bouy

    Votes: 5 7.7%
  • Who needs accommodation? Marry me lovely Iron Duke and lets do it in the road

    Votes: 12 18.5%

  • Total voters
    65

TheIronDuke

ADC
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#1
Another gem from the Dale Farm fiasco. Last night on Newsnight we had this deranged harpie who used to be in Harry Hogwarts School of Magic but is now UN Ambassador to Pikey Nation.

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The whole hilarious thing is here BBC iPlayer - Newsnight: 19/10/2011 if you can be arsed. Madam Heed-Full-Of-Bus-Tickets starts spouting off about 7.50 mins in and it is worth a watch. But for those of you who cant be arsed, the only thing that Skeleton-That-Walks-In-Tweeds said that makes any sense, is this.

"There is a case for culturally appropriate accommodation".

This is from the UN so our human rights are assured. The Rastafarian's must be dancing around their bowls of wholemeal porridge and the Welsh must be... well, lets leave it there.

Culturally appropriate accomodation? Good-oh. As he descendant of Border Reivers I shall require a big fucking yard to stash my stolen cattle and somewhere hygienic to be about my rape and pillage.

Anybody else require culturally appropriate accommodation.
 
#2
Well as someone of Norman-french descent I demand a motte and bailey castle. Complete with a village of serfs.
 
#3
With all the regal blood running through my cholesterol clotted arteries I demand a palace. Or two. And a hovel for my friend Snail and her pony and dag.
 
#4
'Culturally Appropriate Accommodation' - I believe, in the case of the people at Dale Farm, this form of accommodation is usually referred to by the wider population as 'the prison system'.
 
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Zarathustra

Guest
#5
Does this mean as a decendant of Gods own people I should be legally entitled to a terraced house just down the road from the mill with a garden filled with pidgeon coops and an out house?
 
#6
.....Yeah, she can let them move in with her and let them shit in her garden....or maybe the middle of Impact area on SPTA would be better?

My own culturally appropriate accom would be a cross between a damp, evil smelling peat hut and a brushwood shack in the middle of the Sinai desert.
 
#7
I demand about 12 acres of green belt that I can build bashas in...
 
#8
I require a plantation house a la Gone With The Wind, complete of course with appropriate quarters for my ahem "workers".
 
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trowel

Guest
#9
.....Yeah, she can let them move in with her and let them shit in her garden....or maybe the middle of Impact area on SPTA would be better?

My own culturally appropriate accom would be a cross between a damp, evil smelling peat hut and a brushwood shack in the middle of the Sinai desert.
You some sort of Paddy /Arab crossbreed then?
 

Boldnotold

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
Well as someone of Norman-french descent I demand a motte and bailey castle. Complete with a village of serfs.
Me too. And the right to invade a small island off my north coast.
 
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TheSnake

Guest
#11
Good god, I haven't felt the urge to cave somebodies skull in for a fair few years......
It's total madness that a woman like her can get herself aired and listened to !!
 
#12
You some sort of Paddy /Arab crossbreed then?
Ha ha, now that's some funny mix there...feckin good at making things that go bang though.

Paddy on Dad's side (on my first tour of NI he was fishing on one side of the border at the same time that I was being an armed knob on the other)......the Sinai Desert, and coming from a people who spent 40 years wandering around the fecker, before taking a wrong turn, does not make my mum an Arab, pretty much the reverse of it......
 
#13
Good god, I haven't felt the urge to cave somebodies skull in for a fair few years......
It's total madness that a woman like her can get herself aired and listened to !!
Too fucking right!

I'll opt to live in the Outrage Bus converted to a Motorhome. Fuck, I can be on my way any time of day or night. I'll leave Sky News on 24/7.
 
#14
What is it with these tree huggers? Pikeys are not a race, they have no culture, they are just a band of thieving rogues who chose the traveling lifestyle because they dare not stay in one place too long otherwise they would have been strung up for the cnuts they are.
 
#15
Me too. And the right to invade a small island off my north coast.
You know we could band together, get a papal bull, invade Kent...only saying like...
 
#16
I liked the way she said we shouldn't expect equal access to the law...

Does that mean if you are not a minority expect to be hammered, if you are then expect to be let off? Even if you have been told repeatedly for 10 years to get teh fcuk off the greenbelt land.

Not only that, the two that were tasered weren't travelers, they were the professional protesters (by the look of it). Or are they a fcuking mnority now too?

No one hurt or otherwise distressed were so put out by the Police... it was because the travellers didn't fcuk off when told to fcuk off.
 
#17
Another gem from the Dale Farm fiasco. Last night on Newsnight we had this deranged harpie who used to be in Harry Hogwarts School of Magic but is now UN Ambassador to Pikey Nation.

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"There is a case for culturally appropriate accommodation".
I think she has a point ...

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#18
As a large unit of welsh/Irish origin can I please have a large cave on wheels?
 
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trowel

Guest
#19
You know we could band together, get a papal bull, invade Kent...only saying like...
WTF. Are you mad? It seems that you are contemplating the rustling of a Vatican bovine, and somehow getting it on to a ferry to Dover. Think again, the fair county of Kent has more than the foreign bullshit it needs.
 
#20
Having just watched the march-out I'd suggest the value of the "Cultural aware accommodation" they were towing out behind the transits was rather more than they should have been able to affort on benefits.....
 

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