"Youd be stupid not to help me out" emails....

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  1. Just got one from a man named Manuel. If it hadn't been for the silly name I might have been duped!!!

    Next nightshift will be fun calling him....


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    From: "Fred Manuel" <fred_manuel77@yahoo.co.uk>
    Sent: Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:29 AM
    Subject: GREETINGS

    > ATTN:
    >
    > This is a personal email directed to you and I request that it should
    > be treated as such .I am Fred Manuel,a solicitor at law.
    >
    > I am the personal attorney/sole executor to my late client,who worked
    >
    > as an independent oil magnate in my country and who died in a car crash
    >
    > with his immediate family on the 5th of Nov 2001. Since the death of my client
    > ,I have written several letters to the embassy with an intent to locate any
    > of his extended relations whom shall be claimants /beneficiaries of his abandoned
    > personal estate and all such efforts have been to no avail. More, I have received
    >
    > official letters in the last few weeks suggesting a likely proceeding for confiscation
    >
    > of his abandoned personal assets in line with existing laws by the bank in which my
    >
    > client deposited the sum of Ј9.8m GBP.The board of directors of company now adopted
    >
    > a resolution and I was mandated to provide his next of kin for the payment of this money
    > within the next 15 official working days or forfeit the money as an abandoned fund.The
    > company had planned to invoke the abandoned property decree of 1996 to confiscate
    > the funds after the expiration of the period given to me but after an investigation in the
    > finance company,I found out that some members of the company want to divert this fund
    > into their private accounts for their own selfish interest and only want to use the excuse
    >
    > that since I am not able to look for some one to make the claim,the money should be
    >
    > made unserviceable and that means submitting the fund to the federal government of this
    >
    > country and some to the company management which is not their main intentions.
    >
    > I decided to search for a credible person and finding that you bear a similar last name,
    > I was urged to contact you, that I may, with your consent present you to the "trustee" bank
    >
    > as my late client's surviving family member so as to enable you put up a claim to the bank in that
    >
    > capacity as a next of kin of my client,so that the proceeds of this Bank Account valued at
    >
    > Nine Million Eight Hundred Thousand British Pounds Sterling only(Ј9.8million ) can be paid to you,
    >
    > before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable to the bank where this huge deposit is lodged.
    >
    > Note that this is legal,and 100% risk free since I have all vital documents that would be requested by
    > them and that would confer you the legal right to make this claim .I find this possible for the main reason
    >
    > that you bear a similar last name with my client making it a lot easier for you to put up a claim in that capacity.
    >
    > Therefore, to facilitate the immediate re profiling of this fund, you need, first to contact me via my alternative
    > email address signifying your interest and as soon as I obtain your confidence, I will immediately intimate you
    >
    > with the complete details as well as fax you the documents, with which you are to proceed and I shall direct you
    >
    > on how to put up an application to the bank.
    >
    > HOWEVER, I will not fail to bring to your notice that this proposal is hitch-free and that
    > you should not entertain any fears as the required arrangements have been made for the completion
    > of this transfer.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you
    > from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me through my alternative email, fredmanuel@live.co.uk ,for
    > a better confidentiality and send to me your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss further about this transaction.
    >
    > Like I said, I require only a solemn confidentiality on this .Please let me have your opinion as soon as possible.If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed on you,I await your urgent response.Give me a call at your earliest convenience.
    > Sincerely,
    >
    > Fred Manuel.(esq).
    > +447553055593
     
  2. Quids in.

    It makes a change from Nigerian Princes.
     
  3. If I give you a lift to your bank to sort this out, when it's complete can I charge you eight hundred thou' for taxi fare and you can have the rest?

    Gotta be a bargain really! :clap:
     
  4. If it's a 419 scam, it's a job for this bloke...
     
  5. Do it! What have you got to lose FFS?

    These cnuts must think we have all just got off banana boats. What's that you say? 65% of the country have? Well bugger me!
     
  6. I'm sure I recieved one some months ago ago from some geezer calling himself 'Barrister Broone LLB Phd, BA, Msc, Dr Phil', Fiduciary Agent/Manager for a Mr Blaaare, Ex-Prime Minister of some 'Foriegn Country' telling me of this secret hoard of Saddams gold hidden away in a the 'Bank of Bhagdad'....

    Pity.... I deleted the message.... I might be 'Very Rich' now...... :p :p :?