Can't blame him i wouldn't want to sniff bushes underwear either. Paranoid cu nt, if you were 100% behind your decisions you would have nothing to worry about you snake. Oh is that Blair's tongue i see wedged up your arrse?
The dog has the right idea and illustrates my thoughts of America. Soiled.
Back in my younger days, while under the influence of a certain leafy shrub, I was dared to immerse my nose into a fabric that was known to have served the same duties as that which Trippy proudly displays. Being the idiot that I was (still am in many respects,) I glady did so.
Luckily, the previous occupant of said fabric had been a chick of rather fetching proportions, or so I was told. The subsequent and unforeseen erection became famous for the ferocity in which I "assuaged" it.
All before a crowd of at least 20 howling and screaming youth....