YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Trip_Wire, Mar 6, 2007.

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  1. Trip_Wire

    Trip_Wire RIP

    You want me to sniff what? :frustrated:


    The look on this Bloodhound is priceless!

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  2. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Shag Jade Goody...
     
  3. "nothing...if it involves those!!"
     
  4. Can't blame him i wouldn't want to sniff bushes underwear either. Paranoid cu nt, if you were 100% behind your decisions you would have nothing to worry about you snake. Oh is that Blair's tongue i see wedged up your arrse?
    The dog has the right idea and illustrates my thoughts of America. Soiled.
     
  5. Ahem!

    Back in my younger days, while under the influence of a certain leafy shrub, I was dared to immerse my nose into a fabric that was known to have served the same duties as that which Trippy proudly displays. Being the idiot that I was (still am in many respects,) I glady did so.

    Luckily, the previous occupant of said fabric had been a chick of rather fetching proportions, or so I was told. The subsequent and unforeseen erection became famous for the ferocity in which I "assuaged" it.

    All before a crowd of at least 20 howling and screaming youth....

    Those, ladies and gentlemen, were the days.
     
  6. be nice to my ex-wife.
     
  7. Be even nicer to my present wife!