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You Sleazy Brit B*st*rds!

#1
Well, its all come clear now..
This straight from the horse's ass - er- mouth!

According to the official pronouncement of Iranian Foreign Minister, Manouchehr Mottaki,the recent ' unrest' there is all a nefarious British plot..

Seems HM Government secretly ordered British Airways to swap all its scheduled flights to Tehran with larger 747 jets, which were all packed with ' hand-picked' passengers with special intelligence and security ambitions who flooded into downtown Tehran, received coded messages on the BBC's Persian language network and persuaded otherwise unwilling Iranians to protest the legal and binding elections.

With that revelation I have no doubt that Michael Jackson was done in by a James Bondian infiltrator hired by the Brit tour promoters so that they wouldn't have to mount the ridiculously expensive ' comeback tour' series of concerts [ 50 FFS! ].. this way they collect the huge insurance payout cause Jacko ' defaulted' on his contract, the creidt card companies are on the hook for the tickets purchased and only a small percentage of the public will be ' refunded' their costs [ see the fine print on the back of the stubs ].. Promoters walk away with tons of cash al a Mel Brooks' The Producers as they don't have to share the money with the backers...


oh, the horror, the conspiracies.. what other plots and schemes is Brown up to?
 
#2
Fook me, that was a very cunning plan. It could only have been dreamed up by Mr Cowley of CI5
I suspect the Iranians may be over-estimating the intelligence of Mr Brown by a considerable margin.
 
#5
Okay, I hold my hands up, we did want to do that, but when we got to the airport we got pished & the BA Stewardess wouldn't let us on the flight, lucky the Iranians just decided to crack on anyway :)
 
#8
It was actualy quite cheap and easy to organise, we simply spread a rumour that they could now claim benefits in Iran, as well as in the UK.
 
#12
these iranians have a sense of humor.

although I must say, blaming it on britain is terribly bad form.
we have enough problems with our own politicians, without someone else's deciding to join in.
 

the_boy_syrup

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#13
phaserrifle said:
these iranians have a sense of humor.

although I must say, blaming it on britain is terribly bad form.
we have enough problems with our own politicians, without someone else's deciding to join in.
I can't help feeling it's back to school
They've been caught out
They need someone to blame
Lets not blame the big boy (America) they might kick fukc out of us
Lets blame his little weedy mate who might have a whinge to the big boy but wont start anything on his own
 
#14
You Sleazy Brit B*st*rds! - I heard the calling and here I am...

Can just imagine some dumb ass young journo having discovered this Gem of a News Leak and has scarpered off to the print shop to get this on Page 1 in time for the early bird paper round :lol:
 
#15
the_boy_syrup said:
Lets not blame the big boy (America) they might kick fukc out of us.

Lets blame his little weedy mate who might have a whinge to the big boy but wont start anything on his own
That ploy worked for me when I was young. Good to see it still being used. :D
 
#17
If this government sent agents into Iran over the rigged election, it would only be to find out how they got away with it.

It would be very easy to find out if these were professional agitators who flew in, just check if Joe Muggins tax payer picked up the bill for the airline tickets.
 

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