You probably shouldn't look at this.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by goatrutar, Nov 4, 2012.

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  1. In an effort to introduce a better class of thread in the NAAFI.

  2. Got a new pup ?
  3. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    You've not quite got the hang of those chocolate fountains, should look more like this

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  4. Blimey, that's weird! I've just posted about the very same thing on another thread.
  5. has all the makings of another shit thread...
  6. stool.jpg
    This might help.
  7. I'd like to lick all the chocky off them 2 and then shit in their respective purses.
  8. You grotty cunt... you could have cleaned the shitter first.
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  9. What did you eat to produce that tasty morsel
  10. please tell me that bog is is public one in a tramp infested shithole and not your house
  11. I'm gutted I didn't think of getting a photo of the brown battleship I produced on Friday but I didn't have my phone with me at the time.

    You could easily have stuck 45 F/A-18s on it and saved the country billions on new aircraft carriers though.
  12. It's the work bog. And it was recently cleaned. I just have super strength turds with extra staining power.
  13. I've laid turds that made me feel like I'd been sodomised by a black man.
  14. Why, hoping to visit?
  15. Down to Oz? Why not?