You people do make me laugh

#1
Couldnt help smiling at some of the threads and comments some of you dreamers have posted on this site.

If half the schitt you posted was true the Gulf War would have been over in 2 hours, the Taliban would have been defeated as soon as the first Squaddie set foot in Helmand and the IRA would have been wiped out before NAAFI break.

Just for the record I've shagged more Pads wives, done more CFT's, had more fights down the NAAFI, tabbed more miles, passed more APWTS, been on more exercises, been involved in more conflicts, done more Stags and eaten more compo than all of you gobby nigels put together.
 
#2
If that's the case, you'll be happy to fuck off then.
 
#5
Couldnt help smiling at some of the threads and comments some of you dreamers have posted on this site.

If half the schitt you posted was true the Gulf War would have been over in 2 hours, the Taliban would have been defeated as soon as the first Squaddie set foot in Helmand and the IRA would have been wiped out before NAAFI break.

Just for the record I've shagged more Pads wives, done more CFT's, had more fights down the NAAFI, tabbed more miles, passed more APWTS, been on more exercises, been involved in more conflicts, done more Stags and eaten more compo than all of you gobby nigels put together.
Sprog , you've not met Tropper.
 
#7
Hey... what's that? Oh something interesting, way over there.


The fact that I, despite not being born for most of it, actually did nullify the IRA before morning smoko is irrelevant. Fuck off if you don't like it, no-one's asking you to hang around.
 
#9
I've shagged more Pads wives, done more CFT's, had more fights down the NAAFI, tabbed more miles, passed more APWTS,
If you've only ever done one of any of those things, you've done more than me. Well done you!!

You are Robert-da-zero and I am Spartacus.
 
#10
Ah, but have you got a shed? That's what counts, not your ability to shag someone else's wife.
 
#12
Sprog , you've not met Tropper.
No-one has met Tropper. He is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

Tropper is to ARRSE what Stig is to Top Gear...
 
#13
What, he drove off an aicraft carrier?
 

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#14
Probably has at some point.

Although Tropper has disappeared and now replaced by another...
 
#16
Couldnt help smiling at some of the threads and comments some of you dreamers have posted on this site.

If half the schitt you posted was true the Gulf War would have been over in 2 hours, the Taliban would have been defeated as soon as the first Squaddie set foot in Helmand and the IRA would have been wiped out before NAAFI break.

Just for the record I've shagged more Pads wives, done more CFT's, had more fights down the NAAFI, tabbed more miles, passed more APWTS, been on more exercises, been involved in more conflicts, done more Stags and eaten more compo than all of you gobby nigels put together.
How are The Sea Cadets now a days?
 
#18
Couldnt help smiling at some of the threads and comments some of you dreamers have posted on this site.

If half the schitt you posted was true the Gulf War would have been over in 2 hours, the Taliban would have been defeated as soon as the first Squaddie set foot in Helmand and the IRA would have been wiped out before NAAFI break.

Just for the record I've shagged more Pads wives, done more CFT's, had more fights down the NAAFI, tabbed more miles, passed more APWTS, been on more exercises, been involved in more conflicts, done more Stags and eaten more compo than all of you gobby nigels put together.
I'm sure I've met you on Armistice Day. Cerise you said, wasn't it? Never would have suspected...
 
#19
Couldnt help smiling at some of the threads and comments some of you dreamers have posted on this site.

If half the schitt you posted was true the Gulf War would have been over in 2 hours, the Taliban would have been defeated as soon as the first Squaddie set foot in Helmand and the IRA would have been wiped out before NAAFI break.

Just for the record I've shagged more Pads wives, done more CFT's, had more fights down the NAAFI, tabbed more miles, passed more APWTS, been on more exercises, been involved in more conflicts, done more Stags and eaten more compo than all of you gobby nigels put together.
You are Robert-da-zero and I claim my £5.00
 

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