you older guys,.....does this remind you of anyone??

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Gunner_smudge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Sex for the over 40s :? :? :?

    The lights are all off, her eyes are tight shut, she's lying there
    tensed up, with her fists clenched and her legs barely apart, her heels and the backs of her knees are pressed against the mattress...... She's as stiff as a board as you try your best not to show how desperate you are for a shag, two minutes later it's all over.....and there's you, really wishing you'd told her to ' f**k off'
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    Six weeks go by........
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    And she shouts at you..........
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    "What.............. You want sex..................AGAIN ?????"
     
  2. Not even a joke