• ARRSE have partnered with Armadillo Merino to bring you an ARRSE exclusive, generous discount offer on their full price range.
    To keep you warm with the best of Merino gear, visit www.armadillomerino.co.uk and use the code: NEWARRSE40 at the checkout to get 40% off!
    This superb deal has been generously offered to us by Armadillo Merino and is valid until midnight on the the 28th of February.

you older guys,.....does this remind you of anyone??

#1
Sex for the over 40s :? :? :?

The lights are all off, her eyes are tight shut, she's lying there
tensed up, with her fists clenched and her legs barely apart, her heels and the backs of her knees are pressed against the mattress...... She's as stiff as a board as you try your best not to show how desperate you are for a shag, two minutes later it's all over.....and there's you, really wishing you'd told her to ' f**k off'
*
*
*
Six weeks go by........
*
*
*
And she shouts at you..........
*
*
*
"What.............. You want sex..................AGAIN ?????"
 

Latest Threads