You naughty Sailor!

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Barrack Room Lawyer, Jul 22, 2008.

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  1. Good God above. A drunken sailor.

    Whatever next.
  2. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    A Royal Navy sailor from Portsmouth, travelling to see his hometown team play Swindon, was hauled off a train after threatening to kill a retired paratrooper at 4pm

    I'd like to seen him try
    What is it with sailors and getting chucked in cells?

    I can see tommorows Sun now


    It was awful said Fishy McDickhead I realised I was outnumbered by these big blokes in a funny uniform so following tradition I surrendered and performed a Navy Salute (both hands on head)
    After 20 minutes in the cell I felt it was best for all if I confessed as I had to think of my family
    I was released and immediately remembered I had an I pod which I can't find the shitty grey suit was mine anyway and I have the awful taste of kebab in my mouth
    I was so scared I thought I would never see Pompy play again

    Sun expert Andy Mcnab confirmed his mistake was taking the train - taxi cabs are the way forward stated the ex boathouse painter
  3. The question really is, what shall we do with him?
  4. :lol: Classic
  5. Of course squaddies NEVER get shitfaced and act like twats do they?
  6. Oh, of course we don't :wink:

    A little bite there RNMAMULL :?
  7. no i was just wondering if i had been seeing things the other day. :eek:
  8. We actually, tend to get 'socially confused' or 'comforatbly numb' :twisted: