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You MP? Anygood??

#1
Seems my local MP, a government minister is playing the part line on supporting the cuts in the MoD.
No complaints their as with such a strong majority they probably dont care what 1 voter thinks.

But should MP's work for those who put them in Westminster or have their own agenda?
 
#4
Miine is Mark Pritchard. He was pictured alongside CMD when the last Conservative leadership election was on. Very vocal he was in favour of CMD. Not so much now since he had his nose pushed out of the junior Ministerial trough by the need to find jobs for Clegg's lightweights.

He has the Donnington depot and RAF Cosford in his constituency but you'd never know. He is a right wing gobshite eurosceptic. Talks about himself mostly
 

LancePrivateJones

MIA
Book Reviewer
#7
Seems my local MP, a government minister is playing the part line on supporting the cuts in the MoD.
No complaints their as with such a strong majority they probably dont care what 1 voter thinks.

But should MP's work for those who put them in Westminster or have their own agenda?
This is the common misconception with MPs, they don't represent you or your concerns, interests etc, they just represent the geographical area in which you live.

Ergo, they can do what the **** they like and usually do.
 
#11
My local MP,is the thieving lying ginger short arsed homosexual lib/dem twat, who used the excuse for taking thousands of pounds of tax payers money that he was.nt entitled to because he did,nt want mummy &daddy to know that he was a uphill gardner,and when he was found out he had to resign,but you can bet your bottom that when boy dave has a reshuffle,the homosexual will be back in the cabinet and not in the closet like he was before.i ****ing detest the short arsed git.
 
#12
We did have a cracking MP around here until the last election.

She was called Clare Short (waits for harumphs, lots of mehs and ARRSE indignation to boil over).

In spite of her leftie credentials, Clare actually believed that she represented the people in her area and she was a very visible part of the constituency. The only other MP I have ever seen out and about between elections was Peter Bottomley who seemed like a genuinely nice bloke.
A lot of people voted for her because of who she was rather than what she represented politically.
I liked the way she told Blair et al to do one viz Iraq. No seat in the Lords for Clare I suspect although I don't think she would want to be part of it anyway.

Her replacement is a cracking Labour Party box ticker ;

Female - Tick
Ethnic - Tick
Oxbridge - Tick
Parachuted in via Wimmin Only Shortlist - Tick
Barrister - Tick

Don't know her name and don't know what she looks like, presently a Shadow Minister of State and will probably get a Home Office gig if Labour get back in again. Then it will be a nice 'QC' to go with the 'MP' and she will be off to the High Court bench and no ****** will even be aware that she ever existed.

The last Tory we had around here was in 1931 and his predecessor was Neville Chamberlain for pity's sake.
 

mercurydancer

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
My local MP is a backstabbing **** who learnt a lot from Brutus and degenerated from there.

Alex Cunningham. He is also a silly person. I tried to explain to him some points about provision of hospital services (along the lines of - If no specialists apply for the post then we cant appoint them... which bit of NO APPLICANTS do you not understand you bearded twat)

Also, he lives close to me. I am training my dog to crap on his lawn/drive and I just wave a doggy poop bag about and leave the shit where it is.
 
#15
Her replacement is a cracking Labour Party box ticker ; Female - Tick Ethnic - Tick Oxbridge - Tick Parachuted in via Wimmin Only Shortlist - Tick Barrister - Tick
Sounds almost like a photocopy of my MP with one notable exception - she's Keith Vaz's sister. An equally vile and greasy fellatrix of the party line with exensive interests in everywhere except her "own" constituency, parachuted in to replace the previous Labour invertebrate. Pity the parachute opened.
 

Trans-sane

LE
Book Reviewer
#16
No Minister can publically oppose Government policy - the result would be anarchy and department fighting each other.
Caveat. No minister can PUBLICLY do so. The departments however are probably highly skilled at slipping knives in backs behind closed doors though.
 
#17
Sounds almost like a photocopy of my MP with one notable exception - she's Keith Vaz's sister. An equally vile and greasy fellatrix of the party line with exensive interests in everywhere except her "own" constituency, parachuted in to replace the previous Labour invertebrate. Pity the parachute opened.
My condolences.

The 'exception' that you mention might be a bit closer aligned than you think.
Our 'things' daddy was Birmingham's Labour Party chairman, but she is local if you consider a Brum born Anglo-Kashmiri Moslem to be a local.

What a startling coincidence, not nepotism oh no, won't hear any of it.
 

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