Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jumpinjarhead, Sep 27, 2010.
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I am sure this is done in the UK as well.
If you :
Have more then 5 guns
Shag your daughter
Your uncle is also your farther
You have an iq of 12
Then you are a red neck
It was done in the entrance of Block 13, Seaton Bks, Plymouth circa 1987, just prior to a Fiat Mirafiori getting wedged into the swing doors up to the B pillars. I loved being a single soldier.
You play the Banjo while sitting on a fence.
Refer to the Civil War as the "War of Northern Aggression".
Use photos of Obama as target practice.
That`s a nice sized living room you have there, JJ.
That bloke does the Santa Sleigh round the town as well.
Indeed,the rec space in Inglefield Hall at HMS Collingwood has also been the scene of many an indoor motocross race.
I almost got the sack in Mount Pleasant for riding a trials bike around the corridors with my mate Corky playing the bagpipes on the pillion ,And I only bought the bike because they didn't like me doing it on the horse I bought off a bloke in Fitzroy social club
See what I mean? Whoever said the "special relationship" is dead!!! It proves my point that "red neck isms" are actually universal truths of the human condition.
Steady, JJH, we might do daft things for sh*ts and giggles, but only a few do it with bag-pipes. Please don't tar us all with THAT particular brush!
I am a Northern Ireland redneck. I have various old shitters (cars and motorcycles) in varying states of disassembly/roadworthiness, my girlfriend has the same surname as me, and my mate's grandmother makes poteen in her garden shed. I also once imbibed a quantity of petrol (gasoline) which was virtually indistinguishable from Wayne's grandmama's moonshine.
Hang on there, but don't most Southern Rednecks have a Celtic ancestry,
You own a Ford F150 but have no real need for a pickup?
Bugger. Cletus! Fetch my shotgun!
They may well do, but I sure as fuck don't.
Thats the worst attempt at a pentagram i have ever seen.
Separate names with a comma.