You may be a Taliban If........

#1
I am hoping that this has not been done previously - if it has, my apolgies.

I shall start the ball rolling for "You may be a taliban if"

You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'
You have more wives than teeth.
 

BuggerAll

LE
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#4
You might be Taliban if you don't wonder why if 'allahu akbar' he doesn't do the things that you leaders tell you you should do. In fact if you don't wonder why 'he' has never manifested 'himself' in any way at all ever!


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#5
You may be Taliban* if your wedding party was accidentally struck by NATO aircraft.

*All of a sudden.
 

Sixty

ADC
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#7
..If you think women should know their place, British troops should get out of Afghanistan and you hate Americans?
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
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#8
you may be a taliban -

if every time you go out for a ride on your honda your bessie mate insists on taking his pet rpg along.

your allotment only seems to be able to grow poppies

the last time the wife was stoned was because you caught her looking funny at the halal butcher
 
#10
..If you think women should know their place, British troops should get out of Afghanistan and you hate Americans?
Sixty, mate. It's not, "You could be an ARRSER if..."
 
#11
You may be Taliban if you're paid pennies to die by people who tell you what a wonderful time you'll have after the fact but who're less than eager to experience it for themselves.
 
#13
...if you nip out to the hijacked truck outside for some free fuel and you and you're village get evaporated.
 
#15
..If you think women should know their place, British troops should get out of Afghanistan and you hate Americans?
Nah - there are plenty of Geordies who think like that
 
#16
You may be Taliban if you're paid pennies to die by people who tell you what a wonderful time you'll have after the fact but who're less than eager to experience it for themselves.
Hmmm sounds like their not so different except that the MOD does not promise a good time in heaven.
 
#18
The sound of bells and bleating gives you a little pre-cum dribble?
 

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