You may be a Taliban If........

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  1. I am hoping that this has not been done previously - if it has, my apolgies.

    I shall start the ball rolling for "You may be a taliban if"

    You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
    You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'
    You have more wives than teeth.
  2. 'You may be a taliban" if you find Bravo_Bravo funny!
  3. you own a white toyota

    if you run

    and a well trained talib if you stand still
  4. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    You might be Taliban if you don't wonder why if 'allahu akbar' he doesn't do the things that you leaders tell you you should do. In fact if you don't wonder why 'he' has never manifested 'himself' in any way at all ever!

  5. You may be Taliban* if your wedding party was accidentally struck by NATO aircraft.

    *All of a sudden.
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  6. You may be a Taliban if you live in East London.

    Edited to add.. Sorry, i used to live there and a bit bitter.
  7. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    ..If you think women should know their place, British troops should get out of Afghanistan and you hate Americans?
  8. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    you may be a taliban -

    if every time you go out for a ride on your honda your bessie mate insists on taking his pet rpg along.

    your allotment only seems to be able to grow poppies

    the last time the wife was stoned was because you caught her looking funny at the halal butcher
  9. By that definition this is, in the main, a Taliban website.
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  10. Sixty, mate. It's not, "You could be an ARRSER if..."
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  11. You may be Taliban if you're paid pennies to die by people who tell you what a wonderful time you'll have after the fact but who're less than eager to experience it for themselves.
  12. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    You may be Taliban if you ;

    Live in Sparkbrook.
    Live in Highgate.
    Live in Small Heath.
    Live in Alum Rock.
    If you are a Brummie cab driver.
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  13. ...if you nip out to the hijacked truck outside for some free fuel and you and you're village get evaporated.
  14. ...if your idea of a good night on the town involves the local goat market
  15. Nah - there are plenty of Geordies who think like that