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You may be a Taliban If........

#1
I am hoping that this has not been done previously - if it has, my apolgies.

I shall start the ball rolling for "You may be a taliban if"

You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'
You have more wives than teeth.
 

BuggerAll

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
#4
You might be Taliban if you don't wonder why if 'allahu akbar' he doesn't do the things that you leaders tell you you should do. In fact if you don't wonder why 'he' has never manifested 'himself' in any way at all ever!


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Sixty

ADC
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#7
..If you think women should know their place, British troops should get out of Afghanistan and you hate Americans?
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
you may be a taliban -

if every time you go out for a ride on your honda your bessie mate insists on taking his pet rpg along.

your allotment only seems to be able to grow poppies

the last time the wife was stoned was because you caught her looking funny at the halal butcher
 
#11
You may be Taliban if you're paid pennies to die by people who tell you what a wonderful time you'll have after the fact but who're less than eager to experience it for themselves.
 
#16
You may be Taliban if you're paid pennies to die by people who tell you what a wonderful time you'll have after the fact but who're less than eager to experience it for themselves.
Hmmm sounds like their not so different except that the MOD does not promise a good time in heaven.
 

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