You make me puke

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You know when you come home early from work and mow the lawn?

    And the stripes are not EXACTLY right?

    You make me puke.
  2. Tell me about it. You know when you trim your bonsai tree a little too much and then you have to wait another month for it to grow back.

    That not only makes me puke but do a little poo as well.
  3. It's called O.C.D and there is help available! :lol:
  4. help.. no.. no.. help didnt come .. no.. no.. no :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
  5. Tripe makes me puke!
  6. cow heal............
    yum yum ........
    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    slut for t :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
    lambs frys..... :D
  7. A gut full of ale and a kebab usually does the trick.

  8. NO SHAGGIN SALAD...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
  9. A stanky arse sitting on me face makes me puke.
  10. o dear
    what a pity
    never mind
    8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
  11. Rent Boy?
  12. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Sour milk does it for me. Uncontrollable puking until there is nothing left then a bit more.

    When I was a kid I used to keep a bottle of it underneath the central heating oil tank in the back garden.

    One sniff at 0800, leg it to the kitchen, throw up all over the place, mum goes "You're not well are you?" and sends me back to bed.

    What a little cunt.
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  13. extras sir ???????? 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
  14. She was only thinking of your health!
  15. fat people.
    the smell
    the stance
    the clothes they wear
    the endless excuses

    and why am I expected to apologise for dry retching in their prescence?