You make me puke

TheIronDuke

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#1
You know when you come home early from work and mow the lawn?

And the stripes are not EXACTLY right?

You make me puke.
 
#2
Tell me about it. You know when you trim your bonsai tree a little too much and then you have to wait another month for it to grow back.

That not only makes me puke but do a little poo as well.
 
#4
no..no..no..no..no help.. no.. no.. help didnt come .. no.. no.. no :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
 
#6
bigbird67 said:
Tripe makes me puke!
cow heal............
yum yum ........
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

slut for t :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
lambs frys..... :D
ELDER.......
 
#8
CQMS said:
A gut full of ale and a kebab usually does the trick.


NO SHAGGIN SALAD...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
 
#10
guarango said:
A stanky arse sitting on me face makes me puke.
o dear
what a pity
never mind
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
 
#12
Sour milk does it for me. Uncontrollable puking until there is nothing left then a bit more.

When I was a kid I used to keep a bottle of it underneath the central heating oil tank in the back garden.

One sniff at 0800, leg it to the kitchen, throw up all over the place, mum goes "You're not well are you?" and sends me back to bed.

What a little cunt.
 
#13
#15
fat people.
everytime
the smell
the stance
the clothes they wear
the endless excuses

and why am I expected to apologise for dry retching in their prescence?
 
#16
LancePrivateJones said:
Sour milk does it for me. Uncontrollable puking until there is nothing left then a bit more.

When I was a kid I used to keep a bottle of it underneath the central heating oil tank in the back garden.

One sniff at 0800, leg it to the kitchen, throw up all over the place, mum goes "You're not well are you?" and sends me back to bed.

What a little cunt.
That's no way to talk of your dear mother!
 

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