You know you've been on tanks to long...

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by Ronin(GE), Jul 6, 2011.

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  1. ...if everytime you want to speak to someone, your hand goes to your left ear.
  2. OR..You're a folk singer
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  3. I used to know a helicopter pilot who used to duck his head when walking to his car
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  4. I can smell burning, and have the sneaking suspicion that your pants are aflame ?
  5. When stopping to answer a call of nature on a long car journey, you climb out of the sunroof, stand on the rear decks (aka 'boot'), and piss over the side...
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  6. .....when your missus is getting it from the whole LAD!
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  7. When after 18 years out you can still remember useless stuff like "Rack catch plunger release catch cam" and "Nitrided manganese molybdium steel"

    Why does the brain store this shit?
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  8. When you consider an adult sized babygrow, with creases sewn in, is acceptable dress for the office.
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  9. Actually it doesn`t remember the spelling of "Molybdinum" very well.
  10. The fact that you are now more deaf than you used to be,, Ay? What's that sonny?
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  11. When your employees are about to do something slightly wrong and you scream STILLLLLLLLLLLLLL !!!
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  12. That only happened while driving Mk1 432s
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  13. AlienFTM

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    You're stuck in traffic and you find yourself looking in the wood or farmyard and parking the command vehicles over here, the Ferrets over there, the CO's Land Rover ...
  14. Which are not and never were tanks!!!!!

    When you correct people for calling anything with tracks or armour a tank!!!
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  15. When you drive through your garage door still frantically pulling on the handbrake and door lining......