You know you've been on tanks to long...

#3
I used to know a helicopter pilot who used to duck his head when walking to his car
 
#5
When stopping to answer a call of nature on a long car journey, you climb out of the sunroof, stand on the rear decks (aka 'boot'), and piss over the side...
 
#7
When after 18 years out you can still remember useless stuff like "Rack catch plunger release catch cam" and "Nitrided manganese molybdium steel"

Why does the brain store this shit?
 
#8
When you consider an adult sized babygrow, with creases sewn in, is acceptable dress for the office.
 
#12
I can smell burning, and have the sneaking suspicion that your pants are aflame ?
That only happened while driving Mk1 432s
 

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#13
You're stuck in traffic and you find yourself looking in the wood or farmyard and parking the command vehicles over here, the Ferrets over there, the CO's Land Rover ...
 
#20
Ok, that one is not from me, but:

...when you mistrust everybody who can store his main-weapon inside the company barracks.

And:

...when you think indexing the wrong ammo type, is one of the 7 mortal sins.
 

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