when you hit a club and
A) think you're bopping away to bonny tylers finest ,singing it, at the top of your voice, and its RnB night.
B)You hear that song'Whats that thing coming over the hill is it a monster' but mis hear the word monster and think its actually lobster, and then compose a dance involving the thumb and four finger doing lobster moves.
(two examples of why Â£1 a vodka nights are amazing)
........When you bounce in at 4 a.m. smelling of cheap perfume, slap your long term girlfriend on the arrse shouting 'your next bitch' then, from nowhere she hits you in the face with your antique bacolite phone, breaking your jaw!
Mind you, the breaking of the jaw got me out of the goo! Was she worth it? Mmmmm!!
......when you tell your mates that your pulled this stunning bird and when you point her out it takes your mates 10 minutes to figure out that you are actually pointing at big ugly b*tch who looks like she has found her next meal.....