You know youre doomed when...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Legs, Jan 26, 2009.

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  1. you have a 'slight mishap' at a KKK party in Alabama, and end up in this Emergency Room...

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  2. They look like gunshot wounds ... wonder if he actually had those on admission!!!
     
  3. Ive seen this on a SA EMT forum...
     
  4. Biped

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    The guy leaning over him looks like he can't quite get the cleaver through the guy's intestines.
     
  5. Very poetic :)
     
  6. ... the photographer behind you is a Royal Marine. And he's naked too...

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  7. Imagine when the KKK wakes up and the black doctor, looking down on him says " Sorry, you died. Welcome to heaven" !!!!!!!
     
  8. The could you join MI6 thread goes missing
     
  9. When you realise that despite the majority of the people not wanting them scum like ZaNuLabour get elected.

    When people like KevinB are shown more "respect" then James Shortt. Shortt is a liar, but KevinB is a terrorist supporter.
     
  10. When the OH is using your PC and they say "Ha, found your porn. I wonder what you ahve been watching while I have been away..." then double click the video file
     
  11. The Slovak tax office invites you in for an "informal chat".
     
  12. When your mother, and only works with her, when she says your first name, in full, and lengthens it while shouting up the stairs, or through gritted teeth.

    "Accccciiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddd!"

    Made me shudder as a kid :cry:
     
  13. Nice one Acid, you reminded me. As a student I rented a room in this peculiarly shaped house, my room was actually triangular, and the landlord was this nice short bearded chap called Raymond. His wife was a caftan-wearing, belltent-size monster. You knew trouble was brewing when you heard from the 3rd floor REEEEEEEEEEEEEYmond. Felt so sorry for the bloke!