Discussion in 'Aviation' started by spike7451, Sep 7, 2008.
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Played HAS cricket
Damaged a bowser whilst playing HAS cricket
Answered the phone with your hand over your mouth (to get told "we know you feckers are not wearing ressies)
Collected various gizzits from all around the world for the squadron bar
Packed enough duty free in the empty spaces on an F16 to have a very happy weekend
Watched the smoothest take off an F16 packed with booze has ever done
Get upset when dragged away from a marathon game of uckers to see a kite in
Get mistaken for security by spam aircrew (yes i know i'm carrying a big gun but i am your see off crew)
Make said aircrew ill whilst eating cold egg banjo covered in activated charcoal
Impaled yourself on an IFF aerial
Have various scars on your head from impacting sticky out bits of aircraft
Have upper frequency hearing loss
Love doing gate guard as its a rest from real work
Have a quiet hiding place to sleep off previous nights excesses
Spent two hours getting the wire locking just right to realise its anti-locked
Come in on shift to realise the snag from yesterday is still there
Its always "the other shift's" fault
You hate "the other shift" till you're on the piss together then you hate everyone else
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