You know your getting old when..............

#1
You see that bint with the grey hair and bus pass and think 'phwor, come gobble me on the back seat'
 
#2
You know when you are getting old when you can't walk to the back seat...
 
#3
Sorry Pebbles but that is voluntary euthanasia time when that happens!
 
#8
Fuck how timely was this thread, I know im getting old when the spam adverts for older women are younger than me:

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How the fuck is that little lovely an older woman, and im only 36!
 
#9
Fuck how timely was this thread, I know im getting old when the spam adverts for older women are younger than me:

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How the fuck is that little lovely an older woman, and im only 36!
Even with them clown cheeks, id fuck it til the coroner pulled me off.
 
#15
You start leaking and can't get a hard on any more !!!
 
#17
You start leaking and can't get a hard on any more !!!
l tied a knot between 8/9 inches down, stopped the leaking OK, and she quite likes it. Not that l'm bothered.
 
#18
When you are doing your shoelaces up and you think , what else can i do while i'm down here, (picking things up wise i might add ) general tolerance level of other fuckin people .
 
#20
Bunch of old geezers! Soon you lot will be talking about "Back in the day....."....errr....actually you already do. ;-)

/knocking on the door of that "milestone" myself, currently just started the last year of my life in the 20s..f me!
 

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