You know your getting old when..............

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Pebbles015, Aug 10, 2012.

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  1. You see that bint with the grey hair and bus pass and think 'phwor, come gobble me on the back seat'
  2. You know when you are getting old when you can't walk to the back seat...
  3. Sorry Pebbles but that is voluntary euthanasia time when that happens!
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  4. think all 18 - 25 year olds dress like dickheads when out on the tiles
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  5. She is pretty fine mind. Sorry, no pics as Im a bloody coward
  6. you've seen at least three other threads about the same thing before
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  7. Stop reading then and bore off you twunt
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  8. Fuck how timely was this thread, I know im getting old when the spam adverts for older women are younger than me:


    How the fuck is that little lovely an older woman, and im only 36!
  9. Even with them clown cheeks, id fuck it til the coroner pulled me off.
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  10. Shouting at the telly.
  11. They do,don't they?
    Fuck........................I'm old,aren't I?
  12. I don't think the Coroner would pull you off , they are normally a professional bunch .... oh wait
  13. Pardon!
  14. You refuse to go on facebook, dont own an i-phone & feel like smashing the next cunt you hear say "theres an app for that".
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  15. You start leaking and can't get a hard on any more !!!