Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Pebbles015, Aug 10, 2012.
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You see that bint with the grey hair and bus pass and think 'phwor, come gobble me on the back seat'
You know when you are getting old when you can't walk to the back seat...
Sorry Pebbles but that is voluntary euthanasia time when that happens!
...you think all 18 - 25 year olds dress like dickheads when out on the tiles
She is pretty fine mind. Sorry, no pics as Im a bloody coward
you've seen at least three other threads about the same thing before
Stop reading then and bore off you twunt
Fuck how timely was this thread, I know im getting old when the spam adverts for older women are younger than me:
How the fuck is that little lovely an older woman, and im only 36!
Even with them clown cheeks, id fuck it til the coroner pulled me off.
Shouting at the telly.
They do,don't they?
Fuck........................I'm old,aren't I?
I don't think the Coroner would pull you off , they are normally a professional bunch .... oh wait
You refuse to go on facebook, dont own an i-phone & feel like smashing the next cunt you hear say "theres an app for that".
You start leaking and can't get a hard on any more !!!
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